What’s wrong with TikTok?

What’s wrong with TikTok?


Welcome back to my channel, if you are new here then I am too. I haven’t been around for three weeks but here I am today talking about Shane Dawson. I am only joking but if I was talking about Shane, it would probably get a lot of views. I’ve not really been surprised about anything else in in the series so far. The only thing that shocked me is Jeffree Star and Tana Mongeau. I would have thought they had more aides but I guess Tana has a manager so that’s where she gets her help and Jeffree probably has assistance off camera. Today’s video is gonna be super wild and crazy and that’s because we’re going to delve into the world of TikTok. Yes, TikTok may have been a bangin song for Ke$ha but it’s also the name of an abomination and I know what you’re thinking: pretty sure loads of people have made videos about this. Number one – I never made a video about Musically. So eat my arsehole. Number two: I have Apple Airpods so I’m gonna tag this as technology. iJustine, suck my tits. I haven’t actually made any videos about Musically or TikTok stars before, so I feel like I get to have my time. I’m not 100% sure if I’m going to be slagging these TikToks off, or if I’m gonna be remaking them as well. I’m just gonna make that decision on when I come to it cross that bridge when I come to it cross that road when I come to it. Speaking of crossing roads, you better look twice because now I’m a car owner. I’m pretty good at driving and I can get away in an apocalypse if you need someone to go really quick to a hospital or something like that. Haven’t had a lesson. Haven’t took my test, and I don’t have a license but I do have a car and I do have insurance so beep beep motherfuckers. Y’all bout to die. Movin on. One thing I’ve learned from being a social media star is that you should always trust the algorithm and so if TikTok thinks that my homepage is going to be full of TikToks that I’m gonna love, well I’m gonna give them the service of going through them. Alright, let’s open this sh*t. ♪ ‘Cause I may be bad but I’m perfectly good at it ♪ Oh I understand! When this pretty girl with lovely hair and eyebrows drinks piss out of a cup she gets 210,000 likes, but when I drink piss out of a cup I get told I’m fetishizing the human body! What else is this stupid stupid stupid app providing. ♪ I mean it’s crazy ♪
♪ What? ♪ ♪ We finish each other’s ♪
♪ Sandwiches! ♪ ♪ That’s what I was gonna say! ♪ ♪ I’ve never met someone who thinks so much like me! ♪ ♪ Jinx! Jinx again! ♪ ♪ Our mental synchronisation ♪ Where the fuck is the talent? I’m sorry, but where the fuck is this talent? 911 what’s your emergency? There’s no fucking talent. ♪ I like a thick girl with a big booty ♪ ♪ Small waist, in the face she a cutie ♪ ♪ I like skinny girls with them A cups ♪ The one thing I’ve learned from TikTok in the last five minutes of using the app is that you need to lip-sync. She doesn’t even open her mouth. She’s got multiple slits in her eyebrows so I’m not 100% sure as to why I’m holding her to such a high degree of sense. I think I have to collab! Okay, so duet… ♪ I like a thick girl with a big booty ♪ ♪ Small waist, in the face she a cutie ♪ ♪ I like skinny girls with them A cups ♪ ♪ Long legs with them little bitty butts ♪ Is that talent? Did I just do a talent? I think I did a talent. ♪ I like a thick girl with a big booty ♪ ♪ Small waist, in the face she a cutie ♪ ♪ I like skinny girls with them A cups ♪ ♪ Long legs with them little bitty butts ♪ Oh this is an old man. You work for the NHS?! ♪ I’m sorry but you need to get off TikTok and start performing your duties – people could be dying right now Mr Paramedic. I have to duet. Wait no why am I so big? Why is my face so in-? WHY IS MY FACE SO IN THIS?! ♪ I’m proud of that one boys, save that to my drafts. ♪ Wow, I’m actually quite good at this. The best thing I found so far about TikTok is the fact that you can do half speed so you can really get your emotions going because if you’re an actor like me you might find it hard to portray anger and happiness in the same second, but with TikTok you can do that. ♪ So why do good girls like bad guys? ♪ ♪ I had this question for a real long time ♪ ♪ I’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see ♪ ♪ So why do good girls fall in love with me? ♪ All right let’s get dueting. Duet has been disabled by this user- NO! NO! [distorted] NO! I mean I kinda like this song. If you click on the song that they’ve used in the TikTok it shows you every other TikTok made with that audio. This is the most popular: “good guys like bad girls” and it has five hundred and thirty thousand likes, which is f*cking disgusting. Let’s see what this boy’s done. ♪ -girls like bad guys? ♪ ♪ I had this question for a real long time ♪ ♪ I’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see ♪ ♪ So why do good girls fall in love with me? ♪ The talent and skill- I have to- I have to duet with him! That makes me look nerdy doesn’t it? Oh sh*t I forgot to…word ♪ So why do good girls like bad guys? ♪ ♪ I had this question for a real long time ♪ All right now I’ll stop, and now’s the reveal. That makes me look like a bad boy, doesn’t it? Mmm I’m BAD. I’m so bad. ♪ -bad boy and it’s plain to see ♪ ♪ So why do good girls fall in love with me? ♪ Nailed it! Alright boys lets ‘ave a look. ♪ So why do good girls like bad guys? ♪ ♪ I had this question for a real long time ♪ ♪ I’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see ♪ ♪ So why do good girls fall in love with me? ♪ Let’s keep going boys ♪ So why do good girls like bad guys? ♪ ♪ I had this question for a real long time ♪ ♪ I’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see ♪ ♪ So why do good girls fall in love with me ♪ [slowed down] ♪ -to see ♪ The reveal of the century. Oh my gosh, she’s given me an even better idea- I need to use the veil. ♪ So why do good girls like bad guys? ♪ ♪ I had this question for a real long time ♪ ♪ I’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see ♪ ♪ So why do good girls fall in love with me? ♪ Bit much but I did it- [laughs] ♪ So why do good girls like bad guys? ♪ ♪ I had this question for a real long time ♪ ♪ I’ve been a bad boy and it’s plain to see ♪ ♪ So why do good girls fall in love with me? ♪ That would get a lot of likes! Someone has to have put my vine on here, Tom Harlock… Oh there I am. -I’ve got glasses and I’ve got terrible- even though I wear glasses and I’ve got terrible s- even though I wear glasses and I’ve got terrible sight when I take- even though I wear glasses and I’ve got terrible sight when I take- even though I wear glasses and I’ve got terrible sight- Is this hell? There’s a lot of cosplay. Maybe there’s too much cosplay… Even though I wear glasses and I’ve got terrible sight when I take them off I can still see the fact that you’re a basic shady bitch, so- YES I’M KING OF THE FURRIES! Somebody our prom has been killed, please help! Calm down, we don’t want a panic at the disco! ♪ Panic! At The Disco – I Write Sins Not Tragedies ♪ [opening chords] Somebody at our prom has been killed, please help! Calm down, we don’t want a panic at the disco ♪ Panic! At The Disco – I Write Sins Not Tragedies ♪ [opening chords] Oh my god I nailed it, okay. Somebody at our prom has been killed, please help!
Calm down, we don’t want a panic at the disco! ♪ Panic! At The Disco – I Write Sins Not Tragedies ♪ [opening chords] I bet there’s a few cringy ones from my mates on ‘ere- who’s cringy enough that I know, that probably would have a musically- Gabbie. ♪ What’s the move? Can I tell the truth? ♪ ♪ If I was doing this for you then I’d have nothing left to prove ♪ ♪ Nah, this for me though ♪ ♪ I’m just tryna stay alive and take care of my people ♪ Aah…I-I-I’m actually- I’m just speechless. Who else is cringy that’s probably gonna have- Liza. Liza Koshy. I like both of them but you know what? I mean, they’re the kind of people that WILL have a musically account. 3.4 million likes on this?! ♪ I got no strings so I have fun ♪ ♪ I’m not tied up to anyone ♪ ♪ They’ve got strings, but you can see ♪ ♪ There are no strings on me ♪ Alright I think it’s time I go because I’m gonna start hurting my friends’ feelings, but thank you so much for watching this video. If you enjoyed it, make sure to like and subscribe. Also if you remember last December I made a Vine 2 auditions video, you guys loved it and I kind of want to do another one so if you want me to do that let me know in the comments down below and I’ll set the email address up and I’ll keep you guys updated. Make sure to follow me on Instagram and Twitter @tom_harlock, leave a comment letting me know what kind of videos you want to see from me before the end of the year because you never know 2019 might be the one that we all die, fingers crossed. Thank you so much for watching, please make sure to hit the like button, subscribe, and comment for more and I will see you next week. Love you, bye. [cackle] I look like a cowgirl! Blessed be the fruits.

97 thoughts on “What’s wrong with TikTok?

  1. That girl in the first video is sssniperwolf she is a popular youtuber so her being pretty is not the only reason why people liked her tiktok

  2. This isnt really specific to this video but if youre going to volunteer to caption a video AS A VIEWER do NOT put your own commentary in the captions. No one cares. Deaf and HOH dont want or need your commentary while theyre trying to understand what he's saying.

  3. so is no one going to talk about the best tom harlock line ever?

    'beep beep motherfckers, y'all bout to die' MOVIN ON

  4. @ whoever made the subtitles,

    can you stop having irrelevant comments about every single line please jesus christ

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