VILLAGER (and Pillager?) NEWS

VILLAGER (and Pillager?) NEWS


[MUSIC] Villager
News. Breaking news. An update has swept the realm, changing villager life forever. But one villager refuses to
embrace our new way of life. Here’s Villager Number
Nine with more info. Thank you, Villager Number Five. Fellow citizen, why don’t
you want the update? Everybody loves the update, why don’t you want to update? But I do want the update. Are you against the update? Have you even tried the update? But I am getting the update. What about the new features? Do you think you’re better than us? What? I didn’t say any of that. We thought you might say that. So we made this video for you. What? Welcome to the most
Villager-friendly update ever! There’s campfires, berry bushes. Panda. There’s Taiga Villages,
Desert Villages. Panda. Tundra Villages. Savannah Villages. Uh…fox. Villagers all over the
realm are loving life! Thanks to the update, I got a job as an armorer. Look at all this stuff. The update gave me a
whole bunch of new trade. And look – we have levels now! Gotta find a bed! Gotta find a bed! Agghhh! Yes, we all have new
jobs now. I’m a farmer. Hey, get off my crop! Shoo! Get away! Ugh, nitwits! Any bad thing? No, no, the update is the greatest thing to
happen to villager kind! See how much better
your life could be! Get the Village & Pillage update today! Uh, the Village and what? Doesn’t it look great? Uh, did that say “Pillage”? Sir, will you be updating now? Uhhhh…. Well, there you have
it. Another citizen satisfied with the update. Thank you, Villager Number Nine. The Village & Pillage Update is out now. Have you updated yet? Yes. Not you, them! [MUSIC] Villager News.

100 thoughts on “VILLAGER (and Pillager?) NEWS

  1. So you’re telling me that Villager News is cannon, and this is the stuff that happens when you’re not near a village?

    THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY STAND!

  2. 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% talking

    0.0000.000000.000000.000000.000000000000.000000000% sound affects

  3. How About "Haaaaaaa Haha" If They Make Minecraft Villagers Are robots Maybe update will Need obb files or space increase i wish they cancel 1.13.0.13,14,15,16,17,18

  4. EVERYONE THERE'S BEEN AN UPDATE! WE GOT NEW CLOTHES! AND THERE'S BEES! AND THE-

    AAAAAAHHHHHHH
    RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
    AAAAAAAAA
    GOTTA FIND A BED. GOTTA FIND A BED. AAAAAAAAA-

    I'll…. I'll come back later….

  5. Is this really becoming an official thing??? I really kinda don't know if I want this, but I do NOT think I can deal with the stagnant eyebrows and the *NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY*…

  6. First of all, I hate Minecraft animations.

    Second of all, This one has an exception.
    Duh duh duh DUH duh duh DUHHHH

    ViLlAgEr NeWs

  7. Mojang: Now there are campfires, berry bushes, new mobs and villages in all biomes!!
    Everyone: But where is the cave update?

  8. Wow!The villagers'news is finally updated! ! ! ! (Urge here (although biliil already has operational resources)

  9. Taiga Biome Update came with the 1.14 Village and Pillage Update.
    Then we will have Mountain Biome Update in 1.16 Nether Update.

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