Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Snowboard Slam


I went snowboarding once and it was in New Jersey, and it was a like a fake mountain You know like not real snow -right- I would just- I would either bust my ass immediately, or I’d be going like 70 fucking miles an hour And I would literally like throw myself in the ground because I was like, “I’m going faster, and I can’t stop.” I was literally trying to like lean, to like, fuckin’, you know, pivot and actually snowboard, and I’m literally just like sliding down in a perfectly straight line and it was, “what?” It was like near the end of the day, I ate shit all day. My fucking ass was killing me from like hitting the ground over and over and over again So I’m going down. I see in front of me And there’s like this woman and her like little kid is snowboarding And I’m like “I’m gonna fucking nail them.” Like I’m gonna nail them as I’m fucking tearing ass down the mountain I’m gonna nail them, so I decide, like- it was like the furthest I’d went without falling But because of which, it was the fastest I was going all day, like, I’d made it like halfway down the mountain without eating shit, but still had no fucking control. It was just like pure luck that I was balancing, Jeremy: It was just like, “I’m gonna crash, but when?” Michael: So I’m flying, and I’m like “I’m gonna hit this one, I have to- I have to stop before I crash into her” so I like, fell on the ground and like threw myself on the ground you put your board like, up, so it scrapes the snow and it slows you down. Doesn’t fucking matter, I was going so fucking fast, I’m like “oh shit” and like, I’m feet first and my board out, it’s like, the woman’s like right here I’m fuckin- I’m like, I’m flying towards her and I go BOOOSH And take out her legs. I go under her, the woman went in the fucking air completely over me, and I went like another 20 feet past her and I was like “ooohh fuck” like I had nothing Geoff: Did you just kept going, and never look back? Michael: No I was there with my brother And it was like, he fucking he gets over to me, cause he can actually snowboard, he gets over to me And he’s like “oh fuck” and he’s like-
he’s like “are you okay?” talking to the woman, and she’s like “oh, oh, what?” Like she’s like, fucking out of it. And this little kid comes over He’s like “mommy mommy. Are you okay?” And my brother’s like “Oh, are you okay?” then he’s like whispering (to Michael) “Get the fuck out of here. Get the FUCK out of here!” And he’s like pushing me away like “go go go” and I’m like “well-” I just, like fucking run away down the mountain as this woman’s like “Was I hit by a truck? did anybody see it?”
Jeremy: Oh, God and I was like “ooh, I better get out of here.” [End card music] [RT Animation end card, jazz music]

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