Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Resident A.I.

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Resident A.I.


Lindsay: I was mad enough in Resident Evil 4, when I had to take care of fucking Ashley… Lindsay: …the entire time.
Michael: Dude, that’s so easy! Lindsay: No! NO!
Michael: I’m fucking sick and tired… Michael: …of people bitching about it. Michael: Ashley is like the smartest fucking A.I. character … Michael:…in, like, a game ever.
-Lindsay: She’s so stupid! Michael: You tell her where to go! Michael: You walk into an area, and you say Michael: “Bitch, dumpster.” Michael: She goes and hides in the dumpster… Michael: Guess what?! Michael: No one can fuck with her in a dumpster. Michael: You kill everyone in the level, you come back and get her! Michael: It’s so simple.
Gus: Bitch, dumpster. Burnie: Shove. Michael: You have a bitch button. Michael: It’s “Bitch, wait” and “Bitch, let’s go.” Michael: So, like…if you say “Bitch, dumpster” Michael: if you hit the dumpster button, like, to follow you when you’re standing next to it Michael: It’s so great, cause the animation is like… BOOMF Michael: And her head just pops up like a gopher out of a hole Michael: And she just climbs on out. Michael: But, like, you can unlock a knight’s armor for her Michael: The enemies can’t carry her in that Michael: Because in Resident Evil 4, the can actually just pick her up Michael: And if they get to, like, the end of the screen with her, it’s game over Michael: So I played that on hard mode Michael: And I put the bitch in the middle of town Michael: And then run in the bushes and hide Michael: So all the guys would come out Michael: Try to pick her up… Michael: They can’t carry her, so they end up falling over Michael: I’d run out there and start stabbing everyone Michael: On the ground with my knife so I didn’t waste bullets Michael: And then run away again when they started getting back up. Michael: So, people saying that Ashley’s a pain in the ass… Michael: Fuck you. Michael: Ashley’s fantastic.

100 thoughts on “Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Resident A.I.

  1. The moment you realise this is a married couple arguing about escort missions.
    Why can't I find love like this!?

  2. I'm at the beginning of the last chapter and I haven't once had to order Ashley to go hide anywhere. Maybe she's only a problem on the hardest difficulty or something because most of the time I just forget she's even there.

  3. Evidently Michael has no idea what "smart" means. Because I don't say my phone is "extremely intelligent" when I press a button and it turns off.

  4. but there's like 40 billion times where ashley gets kidnapped in the story and there's nothing you can do about it and 40 billion moments where she's separated from you to go pull levers or whatever where you can't tell her what to do and just have to defend her.

  5. Nah. Ellie from Last of Us is much smarter. She defends herself! Not a scared little kid but someone who will kick your ass! (and that is why I believe she is better)

  6. After re-playing RE-4, Michael was right. She isnt much of a bother as I thought she was.
    That and you need to have the right equipment other wise this is was solid game.

  7. My issue isn't really that she has dumb AI. I think Ashley's AI works just fine. My issue is that I find the character herself to be rather annoying.

  8. Not to mention that Ashley sticks behind you, and she ducks if you aim in her general direction. If she gets hurt, it's only because the player didn't protect her correctly. RE5's partner AI, on the other hand, is terrible. Your partner almost always does whatever it feels like doing, even when the action it takes has the tactical brilliance of trying to fight a tank with a slingshot.

  9. Ashley might do what you command, but too bad there's no option to turn off her voice. "HEEEEEEEEELP! LEOOOOOOON!" is like a needle to my eardrums. There is muting the TV, but then that also mutes all other sounds and it's no fun.

  10. I agree with that. Ashley was never a problem for me. At least, until she had to turn the cranks that I couldn't reach.

  11. the problem I have is that the game makes late medieval plate armor super heavy but in reality it was much lighter and tailored for the wearer. I understand it being durable but to heavy for several angry villagers who likely do some form of physical labor, no I don't by it

  12. the problem I have is that the game makes late medieval plate armor super heavy but in reality it was much lighter and tailored for the wearer. I understand it being durable but to heavy for several angry villagers who likely do some form of physical labor, no I don't by it

  13. I'm with Michael here. Ashley is pretty alright in the AI department for me and she's really just a second health bar. I mean, I TOTALLY get why people may dislike protecting her, as escort missions are a pain, but I personally find it alright, since Capcom tweaked it to be bearable.

    GRANTED, I mainly play the Wii version, so she may be more buggy in the GameCube and PS2 versions of the game. (I own the PS2 version, I just haven't gotten Ashley in that version yet.)

  14. If anyone wants to hear this directly from the original podcast linked in the description, it starts at 1:13:34 in the podcast.

  15. You know who is a worse ai character than Ashley, Sherry Birkin from Re 2 especially because if you run to fast or something she will just sit there and wait for you to come back, good thing you don't have to escort her that much.

  16. escort missions suck but in my opinion the worst is dende in dragon ball z sagas where he follows your around and every time you get in a fight he doesn't get back behind cover or you know something intelligent no he fly directly into the line of fire and enemies target him and not you

  17. I clicked onto another video after this and got an ad and i was about to click skip ad
    then in the ad the guy says the girls name and ofcourse the girls name is ashley

  18. It's funny to see Lindsay's last name as tuggey since now her and Michael are married!! So her new last name is jones

  19. Amen! Honestly the only hard part with Ashley is when she needs to turn the cranks to make a bridge, and it’s only because of how many enemies there are not her A.I

  20. Smartest AI character in a video game huh? Clearly Michael hasn’t seen the Alien from Alien: Isolation

  21. i like to think lindsay and michael dont get into arguments about serious stuff its just all games all the time

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