Jeremy: That’s an x-ray of my leg, right there. Jeremy: That’s an x-ray of my leg, right there.
Ryan: So do you have pins in there now?
Gavin: Oh god. Jeremy: That whole experience… Michael: But-
Jeremy: ’cause it was during a football game And um… I just tackled somebody when it happened.
[Michael “plays” the trombone in the background.] You’re like… full of adrenaline, it felt like someone kicked me in the shin really hard. So I was like, “Alright, yeah whatever”, and um… I get up off the field and I go to step-
Michael: Did you just crumble? Michael: Yup.
Jeremy: -and I just fell and I was like, Ryan: [Cringes]
Jeremy: “The hell?”, so I stood up again, Michael: [Laughing]
Ryan: [Cringes again]
Jeremy: I just stood up again, and I looked down, as I stepped again, I saw the top half of my shin go that way and the bottom half that way.
Michael: [Cringes so hard] Jeremy: and… and so I just sat on the thing, so I was like,
“[Gasps] REF! REF!” [chuckling] and like, the ref came over so they stop the game, and uh… they were wheelin’ me off past the other team, and literally as I’m going by, I just went, [snaps fingers] “Good luck guys!” like that!
And my legs was all like “BLAAAGGH!” like on the thing. [Laughing]
Michael: Oh no! Jeremy: And I was just going, [painful grunt], and then they put me in the ambulance and as soon as the doors close, I was just like, [gasps] AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHH! [More laughter] It was like a fucking… it was like a discount ambulance. They like made me a splint out of like a pillow they found and scotch tape, like… it was like the pillow was here and they were like, [mimicking tape unwrapping sounds] and the gurney wasn’t even like tied town in the ambulance like, [Siren noises]
and I was like going around, and they didn’t take the pads off of me! So I was like, in the-
Jeremy: … in the pads on the thing. Michael: It-
Ryan: Look, that might’ve been all that was holding you together. Michael: [Unintelligible noises] It was like, he fractured his leg, “LEAVE THE SHOULDER PADS ON!!!” Jeremy: But, um… also, my… uh… Gymnastics coach was the guy in charge of uniforms and he was just complaining to me about like, “Say, we’re running low on all of these things. Like, you know, we gotta keep ordering them…” In the hospital I’m in,
[soft siren noise]
and… and they were like, “Okay, now we gotta cut these things off of you.” and I’m here like, “My coach’ll kill me, can’t do it.” [laughter]
and they’re like, “We gotta cut this off of you.” and I’m like, “Nope, you’re not doing it.” So they brought in another nurse to hold my leg together as they pull them down…
Team Nice Crazy Mad Dynamite, Love and Stuff: Oh wow! Michael: Anytime I’ve ever been in a hospital experience, like people saying that, they’re like, “Shut the fuck upp!!!!” But, I’m also from New Jersey.