Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin Touches The Butt

Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin Touches The Butt


Geoff: Here’s another prob–here’s another thing to watch out about this guy. I had a cat, it was aWeSomE, kitten, aWeSomE. Gavin stuck his finger up its ass… Michael: Yep. Geoff: cat has been a dickhead every day since.
Gavin: It was an accident! Michael: Put his finger in its asshole! That happened–look at this, that happened! Geoff: There was pEneTrAtIon( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) !
Michael: He– Michael: The cat was– Geoff: The cat has been wrong ever since!
Michael: The cat– Michael: The cat was, fuckin’, in heat… [came] up to Gavin, asshole in the air AND HE PUT HIS FINGER IN HIS ASSHOLE!
James: Well, that–that– James: Whoa, that is what I’m saying- Gavin: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!?
James: Whoa, that is what I’m saying. Gavin: It backed onto–
James: I’m saying let your cats outdoors– Michael: IT BACKED ONTO YOUR FINGER, WHY WAS IT THERE!? Jeremy: YEAH, WHY YOU’RE DOING THIS!? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Gavin: I’m not! I was just p– Geoff: Gavin’s like, “I don’t know, I just stuck my hand like this for a while and eventually…” Michael: (continuing) “I put catnip on my finger and I kept waving it around near it’s asshole…” Gavin: A cat–a cat in heat doesn’t anally rear onto a finger! Michael: But it DID! James: Right, I–I know hang on, what–no, don’t worry about that. So how are you justifying this? ಠ_ಠ Gavin: I was picking– James: If you just said, “Oh, the cat was in heat and I was just pointing, and it just got involved…” I would have gone…”That sounds weird but…”
Michael: That’s what he’s arguing AGAINST. James: Yeah, I know, yeah, so go on. Gavin: The cat just slipped! I was picking up the cat… (audience laughter) (audience applause)
and all of a sudden, all of a sudden the tip of my finger was warm! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (audience applause) That’s all I have! I don’t know, it just got hot. Michael: All right.
That’s all I have! I don’t know, it just got hot. That’s all I have! I don’t know, it just got hot. Michael: (repeating) Got hot. Hey, thanks for coming! James: Was the cat looking back at you? Gavin: I quickly pulled my finger out and washed my finger- Geoff: It made a fucking sound NyAaAaAaAaAaAa~ Geoff: It was horrifying. And if–if you–if it–why were you–why did you pick the cat up and go like this: “Shh, shh, shh, it’ll all be over soon” ? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) James: I honestly cannot…
Michael: I’m pretty sure he said: “Just let it happen.” James: …scenario that justifies putting a finger in a cat’s arse. Geoff: “No means yes!” Gavin: I, I can’t. I can’t explain. James: So, hang on. Can we, just from you… Did you put your finger in a cat’s arse? Gavin: The cat…cat arse…
James: No, no, no. Yes or no– James: it’s a yes-or-no question. It’s a yes-or-no question. Was your finger in a cat’s arse? Gavin: Well on paper, yeah! But… (audience laughter) Gavin: the cat slipped—
James: How? Gavin: I was picking up the cat–
James: What’d you mean the cat slipped? Jeremy: (repeating) THE CAT SLIPPED! James: It was on fucking ice skates!?
Michael: There was a banana peel! (laughter) Geoff: Y’all know how klutzy cats are! Michael: Whoooooa! Geoff: Always slipping! (voices overlapping)
Michael: ALRIGHT, I HOPE I DON’T FALL ON SOMEONE’S FINGER! Gavin: Alright, let me re-enact it in real time! Gavin: Aww the–ooh. Let me wash my hand. It was like that! It was a m–split-second mistake! James: I’ve–I’ve… Michael – I mean I feel like, I feel like there’s a difference between accident and mistake. Mistake means, like, you did it and you regretted it. An accident’s like “I had nothing to do with that, it just happened.” Michael: Well, thanks for coming to watch Off Topic.
Gavin: Thank you very much! Jeremy: Thanks, guys! Michael: Thank you London, we’ll see you tomorrow!

100 thoughts on “Rooster Teeth Animated Adventures – Gavin Touches The Butt

  1. I get it. He picked the cat up and didn't tuck the tail under her tush so he poked it. Tuck the tail and it won't happen eww poor kitty get over it

  2. Gavin Gavin Gavin, y were u trying to pick up the cat in the first place?!?!?!

    u can not justify ur actions

  3. And there’s no justification or reasonable ending to this discussion lmfao, the episode of off topic just ends

  4. This is very simple, spay and neuter you cats when they are old enough. Unless you want to habe kittens there isnt a reason not to do it.

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