(Intro music) [Burnie] If I tell a story, can I say before that I don’t want Jordan to animate it? Is that possible? [Gus] You can say it. [Burnie] So Ashley busted me watching porn.
[Gavin] Oh! [Burnie] So… yeah… I’ll go through the whole story here. I was downstairs doing something and she went to bed early. So I went upstairs and I was like, “Hey, what’s up? Ba-ba!” [Burnie] And she’s like, “I’m really tired.” And I was like, “Oh, okay.”
[Gavin] Having none of it. [Burnie] So I’m laying there in bed, “I’ll just ehh… I’ll just go downstairs.” So I go downstairs. Get out the laptop. (mimics keyboard tapping noises). What am I saying? It’s very important to the story; I used my phone. I take care of business. So everything’s fine, I go to sleep. The next day we’re getting ready for work. And I had something that I needed to put in the trunk of the car. [Burnie] And Ashley gets in the car…
[Barbara] I think I know where this is going… [Burnie] The car activates, and then the car goes, “Hey, Bluetooth!” [Burnie] And connects to my Bluetooth and starts playing what’s on my phone. [Burnie] I’m outside the car.
[Gavin] (laughs) So the car’s going to… [Gavin] So she’s in the car surrounded by, “uhh! uhh!”
[Burnie] And I get in the fucking car… [Burnie] …and I get halfway to work and the radio’s been turned down. [Burnie] But it’s got the URL, like, up on the thing with the description of the file.
[Barbara] Oh my God! [Burnie] Then she goes, “What are you listening to?” And she gave… she even gave me a great out. She goes, “Oh, you did a risky click?” I’m like, “No… that’s… I just straight up busted for that.” [Burnie] Fucking car from the future… piece of shit!
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