Ron Burgundy Stand-Up & Podcast Dream Guests

Ron Burgundy Stand-Up & Podcast Dream Guests


>>THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I KIND OF HAD A TOUGH DAY, I HAD
A ROOT CANAL DONE. I KNOW, I KNOW. I HATE GOING TO THE DENTIST. I SAID TO MY DENTIST HEY, IS
THIS GOING TO HURT. AND HE SAID TO ME AS LONG AS
YOUR INSURANCE GOES THROUGH IT WON’T HURT. (LAUGHTER)
AND I GRABBED HIM BY THE NUTS AND I SAID DON’T YOU– WITH ME
DR. NATHANSON, I’M SCARED TO DEATH RIGHT NOW. AND I DON’T NEED SOME [BLEEP]
LIKE YOU CRACKING JOKES WHEN HE’S GOT HIS HANDS INSIDE MY
MOUTH! IT’S NOT NATURAL AND BESIDES, I
HAVE NEVER LIKED YOU. BUT NO, I HATE GOING TO THE
DISEN TYES. — DENTIST. I JUST HATE IT. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE I HATE,
PAY PAL. I HATE IT. IF YOU HAVE TO, IF I HAVE TO PAY
YOU, YOU ARE NOT MY PAL, RIGHT? YEAH. HEY PAYPAL I WANT THESE
MOCCASONS SOME GUY IS SELLING ON, BAY, CAN YOU GIVE THEM TO
ME, NO, I HAVE TO GIVE YOU $80, OKAY, SO THEN STOP THINKING YOU
ARE MY PAL. YOU ARE NOT MY PAL. YOU ARE JUST TAKING, SOME JERK
TAKING MY MONEY. SHOULD BE CALLED PAYJERK. (LAUGHTER)
YEAH, THIS STUFF MAKES ME MAD. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE MAKES ME MAD,
WE ARE GOING TO DO A TRANSITION HERE, WHY ARE TINY REFRIGERATORS
CALLED MINI BARS IN HOTELS. I DON’T CALL BARS GIANT
REFRIGERATORS. LET US STOP AT THIS GIANT
REFRIGERATOR AFTER WORK. WHAT ELSE. WHAT ELSE. WHAT ELSE. WHAT ELSE. OH, I KNOW, IMMIGRATION. NOW THAT’S SOMETHING EVERYONE IS
TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT. THAT SAY HOT-BUTTON ISSUE. PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS HE WANTS TO
BUILD A WALL AND THAT MEXICO IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT. MEKSZ CO? — MEXICO? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? MEXICO! THEY’RE GOING TO PAY FOR IT? MEXICO — MEXICO? MEXICO? MEXICO? MEXICO? LET ME ASK YOU THIS,
MR. PRESIDENT, HOW DO YOU EXPECT MEXICO TO PAY FOR THIS WALL? OH, LET ME GUESS, PAYPAL? THANK YOU. (APPLAUSE)
PAYAMIGO. TRANSITION TIME. TRANSITION TIME. JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
EACH WITH A BUCKET OF QUARTERS. JILL CAME DOWN WITH 250. AND THAT’S ALL I MONDAY HEE,
FOLKS, RIGHT KSH– ALIMONY, FOLKS, RIGHT. SPEAKING OF DIVORCE, ANYONE IN
THE AUDIENCE TONIGHT DIVORCED OR PLANNING A DIVORCE? YEAH, IT’S TOUGH STUFF. WHAT ELSE, WHAT ELSE. WHAT ELSE? OH, I KNOW, TAX TIME IS RIGHT
AROUND THE CORNER. WHAT’S THAT? OH, IT ALREADY HAPPENED? OH, WELL, OOPS, GUESS WHO FORGOT
TO PAY THEIR TAXES. NO, BUT SERIOUSLY, IT’S A
FEDERAL OFFENSE. LAST TIME, LAST TIME I DID MY
TAXES I USED H & R BLOCK, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THEM. YEAH, I THINK H STANDS FOR
HEMORRHOIDS AND R STANDS FOR RECEIPT. BECAUSE EVERY TIME I LOOK
THROUGH MY RECEIPTS I GET HEMORRHOIDS. SPEAKING OF HEMORRHOIDS, MY
MOTHER AM LAW IS IN TOWN. OKAY, LET’S DO ANOTHER
TRANSITION HERE. TRANSITION. I TRAVEL A LOT. ANYONE BEEN FLYING LATELY? (APPLAUSE)
IN MY DAY YOU USED TO BE ABLE TO WALK RIGHT UP TO THE GATE, NO
SECURITY, NO NOTHING. IN FACT, FOR A COUPLE OF EXTRA
BUCKS YOU COULD FLY THE PLANE. NOW THERE’S A CHARGE FOR
EVERYTHING. EXTRA BAGS, RIGHT, CHARGE FOR
EXTRA FOOD, CHARGE, WATCH A MOVIE, EXTRA CHARGE UNLESS IT’S
WEEKEND AT BERNIES THEN THEY PAY YOU TO WATCH IT, THAT THING IS A
PIECE OF [BLEEP] OKAY. WELL, HAVE I TO END IT. I’M GETTING THE LIGHTS HERE, YOU
HAVE BEEN A GREAT AUDIENCE, I WILL BE RASCALS AM PASADENA,
SHOW STARTS AT 2 A.M. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.>>James: RON BURGUNDY. RON, RON, COME HAVE AW SEAT,
YEAH, YEAH, COME ON, HAVE A SEAT. COME ON, HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE. PLEASE. RON BURGUNDY, EVERYBODY. THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>THAT WAS AW PRETTY GOOD SIGN,
YOU CALLED ME OVER TO THE COUCH.>>James: ABSOLUTELY, I HAVE
NEVER DONE IT BEFORE.>>WHEN THE COMEDIAN GETS CALLED
OVER TO THE COUCH, THAT MEANS HE’S HOT STUFF.>>James: I HAVE NEVER DONE
THIS BEFORE, NEVER DONE THIS WITH ANY COMEDIAN.>>AND I, LITERALLY I HAVE ONLY
DONE STANDUP FIVE TIMES.>>James: NOW TELL ME, RON,
WHAT WAS IT MADE YOU WANT TO DO THE LEAP TO GO INTO STANDUP
COMEDY.>>IT IS JUST A FUN WAY TO
RELATE TO THE PEOPLE. LIKE I SAID, I’M NOT A PROBY ANY
MEANS, I GOT TO TALK ABOUT TAXES AND IMMIGRATION AND IN A VERY
POIGNANT WAY. (LAUGHTER)
BUT IT’S A WAY TO STEP OUT, YOU HAVE TO CHALLENGE YOURSELF. IF YOU DON’T CHALLENGE YOURSELF,
AND I WANT YOU, IN FACT, CAN WE GET A REAL TIGHT SHOT HERE. CAN WE GET A TIGHT SHOT. WHERE AM I LOOKING. CAN WE GET A TIGHT SHOT, YOU
KNOW WHAT, FOLKS, IF YOU DON’T CHALLENGE YOURSELF, YOU DIE.>>James: WOW, THAT’S
BEAUTIFUL, THAT’S BEAUTIFUL.>>YEAH. NOW HOW DO YOU TACKLE THE THE
HOT TELEPHONE TOPIC OF THE MONTH OF FAKE NEWS. HOW DO YOU.>>THAT’S A REAL BUGABOO.>>ST, A BUGABOO IT IS REALLY
GETTING DIFFICULT, LIKE WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S NOT.>>FOR SURE, YES.>>I REMEMBER THAT IN FACT I
THINK WE SPOKE ABOUT THIS BEFORE. I REMEMBER WHEN BACK IN MY DAY I
PREMA IT TURELY ANNOUNCED WE HAD WON THE VIETNAM WAR. AND THAT WAS EIGHT YEARS BEFORE
IT IT ENDED.>>RIGHT.>>AND I GOT SOME FLAK AND I
WASN’T A BIG ENOUGH MAN TO CORRECT MY MISTAKE ON THE AIR.>>BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO CORRECT
YOUR MISTAKES.>>YEAH.>>AND YEAH, SO DO YOUR
RESEARCH.>>SO FOR EIGHT YEARS.>>CHALLENGE YOURSELF.>>DO YOU MEAN FOR EIGHT YEARS.>>OR YOU WILL DIE.>>FOR EIGHT YEARS I HAD PEOPLE
COMING UP TO ME GOING THE WAR IS STILL GOING ON. YOU KNOW THAT SWRZ YEAH.>>AND I WOULD SAY NOPE, IT
ENDED. I HAD TOO MUCH PRIDE.>>James: TOO MUCH PRIDE.>>TOO MUCH HUBRIS.>>James: NOW YOU HAVE A
WEEKLY PODCAST.>>I DO. RON BURGUNDY PODCAST. (APPLAUSE)
WHO WITH YOUR DREAM GUEST BE.>>LIKE IF I ABRAHAM LINCOLN
WOULD BE GREAT. OR CHRIS PINE.>>James: YES.>>OR CHRIS PRATT, ANY OF THE
TWO CHRISS.>>James: ANY OF THE CHRISS.>>CHRIS EVERETT LLOYD.>>James: CHRIS HEMSWORTH.>>SCRIS EF ANS, ALL THE CHRIS,
WHAT WOULD BE A KILLER PODCAST, ALL THE CHRIS MS. ONE ROOM W OUR
SHIRTS OFF, WRESTLING EACH OTHER. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>WOW.>>James: THAT WOULD BE
SENSATIONAL. NOW RON, WE HAVE ANOTHER GUEST
COMING ON LATER, ARE YOU A FAN OF ANIMALS.>>I LOVE ANIMALS.>>James: REALLY?>>I FEEL LUKE I COMMUNICATE
WITH ANIMALS ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL. I LOVE ALL ANIMALS EXCEPT FOR
SKUNKS.>>James: WHAT IS IT ABOUT
SKUNKS, WHY.>>I JUST HAD A NUMBER OF
RUN-INS SPECIFICALLY WITH SKUNKS WHERE THERE IS JUST SOMETHING,
I’M JUST INTRIGUED BY WHERE THE SMELL COMES FROM, AND I JUST
CAN’T RESIST. I KNOW IT’S GOING TO END UP BAD
BUT NO, I’M DEFINITELY AFRAID OF SKUNKS.>>James: OKAY, BUT ALL.>>ALL OTHERS I LOVE.>>James: WE HAVE AN ANIMAL
EXPERT COMING OUT HERE FROM SAN DIEGO ZOO, CAN YOU STICK AROUND.>>I WOULD LOVE TO, BE MY
PLEASURE.

94 thoughts on “Ron Burgundy Stand-Up & Podcast Dream Guests

  1. He's on Corden, Fallon, and Kimmel all at the same time… hmmmm all uploaded at around the same time.. what is this?

  2. Ron 4 Pres ! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
    #Challengeyourselforyoulldie 😂

  3. This dude was on every late night talk show. Kimmel, Corden, Fallon, and Myers. Can't wait for Colbert and Conan. Well played Ron Burgundy

  4. If you don't challenge yourself you'll never know your potential….is what I thought he was gonna say……😊 Love Ron and James

  5. 🤣😂😂😂😁. Ron Burgandy should make a movie of him trying to be a stand up comedian. That would be hilarious

  6. James Corden just isn’t funny anymore he’s just a puppet now. Will Ferrel is clutching at straws trying to remain relevant and funny. Cringe.

  7. Were these stand-up segments "Ron" did for all the talk shows all actually aired on TV last night or were they all pre-recorded for Youtube only?

  8. I'm sorry but James needs to lose some weight. His upper body is way out of proportion with his lower body.

  9. Just because someone is famous, doesn't mean you should automatically laugh.

    This routine was awfully unfunny.

  10. Ladies and gentlemen, coming ALL the WAYS from New York… and ALL the points in between, Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy!

  11. Uh James I hate to break it to you buddy but that is will Ferrell dressed up as a anchorman it would have been funnier if his pants were off and he showed his wiener to the audience LMFAO

  12. He did every talkshow. And for each talkshow he did a type of hack comedy with different material. Actually amazing.

  13. August 9 2018. One year anniversary today of Lockheed Martin school bus bombing that killed 44 children. Ron knows

  14. I just told my gf that one day we will gain Ron Burgundy and never see Will Ferrell again because he gets into this character so much.

  15. Genius diving into the worst topics and saying Mexico? If you don't challenge yourself, you die!
    Do your research. Don't fall to your hubris from all the Chris's! #ronburgundy

  16. Best set of his multishow pop back into our consciousness. Tragic-Comedy from the Twilight Zone we live in and want to forget for a minute. Right?

  17. Gotta respect the preparation will Ferrell had to put into 6 different shows in probably like 2 days 6 new things well done

  18. That stupid audience doesn't get it at all. It's actually only half the fun to watch when these sheep keep laughing about every litle joke as if these were meant to be real funny jokes.

  19. The Diceman is gonna give him hell on Twitter for using that joke lol. He is such a bitch about that and why would Will use that joke? It's such a shit joke. Like most of his jokes lol.

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