Ron Burgundy Played Golf With Donald Trump

Ron Burgundy Played Golf With Donald Trump


>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE. THAT IS TRUE.>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE AND
NOT ONLY THAT BUT THEY NEVER FOUND OUT WHO SET THE FIRE.>>NO, WELL THEY DID BUT WE
CAN’T SAY. IT’S SEALED.>>Stephen: OH. UNTIL 50 YEARS AFTER THE CRIME.>>YES.>>Stephen: WE’RE BACK HERE
WITH RON BURGUNDY. A LONG-TIME — I WANT TO SAY —
>>A LONG-TIME WHAT?>>Stephen: HERO? HERO OF MINE.>>OH, WELL, YEAH. THANK YOU. ( LAUGHTER )
TAKEN ABACK BY THAT.>>Stephen: I’M A BROADCASTER. YOU’RE A BROADCASTER.>>YOU DEFINITELY ARE. YOU’RE A HELL OF A BROADCASTER.>>Stephen: YOUR LONGEVITY IS
WHAT I LIKE. YOUR ENDURANCE, THE PUNISHMENT
YOU HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TAKE IN YOUR JOB WOULD KILL A LESSER
MAN.>>I WOULD CONCUR, YES.>>Stephen: YES. ( LAUGHTER )
>>BUT, YOU KNOW, MY DAD USED TO TELL ME, RONALD, EVERY DAY YOU
WAKE UP IS A GOOD DAY.>>Stephen: RIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME IN THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER?>>NO, IT IS NOT. NO, IN FACT, I WAS HERE IN 1964
TO SEE MY FAVORITE MAGICIAN FRED CAPS, AND WE WERE SO EXCITED.>>Stephen: YEAH. AND WE WERE, LIKE, OH, FRED
CAPS. AND WE HAD TO LISTEN THROUGH
THIS INSEASESSENTLY SCREECHING BAND CALLED THE BEATLES, AND I
WAS LIKE, GET OFF THE STAGE! YOU’RE NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT
ANYWAY, YOU’RE BUMS! BUMS! I DON’T KNOW WHY I HAD SUCH A
VISCERAL REACTION. THEY FINALLY GOT THEIR ASSES OUT
OF THERE AND FRED CAPS CAME OUT AND DID HIS MAGIC AND IT WAS
WONDERFUL. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: DID HE HAVE A SIGNATURE TRICK?>>HE WOULD PUT A RABBITT IN HAT
AND THE RABBIT WOULD — THE RABBIT WOULD DISAPPEAR. AND THEN THE RABBIT WOULD APPEAR
AGAIN.>>Stephen: OH, OKAY. YEAH.>>Stephen: BECAUSE MANY
PEOPLE TAKE OUT A HAT AND THEY’LL REACH IN TO REMOVE THE
RABBIT AND HE SAID HIS TRICK WAS TO ACTUALLY PUT THE RABBIT IN
THE HAT. BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND
THAT’S EXCITING. YOU DON’T SEE THAT EVERY DAY. EVER SEE A GUY STITCH A WOMAN
TOGETHER (LOOK, THAT WAS THE BEAUTY OF FRED CAPS, WHEN HE
STEPPED OUT THERE, YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL HE WAS GOING
TO DO.>>Stephen: HE HAD A TRICK
WHERE HE WOULD PUT A QUARTER BEHIND YOUR EAR.>>AND HE WOULD JUST LEAVE IT
THERE. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: SO AMAZING. SO AMAZING.>>FRED CAPS.>>Stephen: TO FRED CAPS. TO FRED CAPS.>>Stephen: THE KING. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE
BEATLES, BY THE WAY.>>Stephen: DIDN’T WORK. YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTING ON
CURRENT EVENTS FOR A LONG TIME. YOU’RE A NEWSMAN’S NEWSMAN.>>YES.>>Stephen: AND YOU AND
CRONKITE PARTIED.>>ABSOLUTELY.>>Stephen: YOU GUYS USED TO
TAKE HIS BOAT BEYOND TERRITORIAL WATERS.>>WHERE THERE’S NO LAW.>>Stephen: MARITIME LAW,
WHICH IS ESSENTIALLY NO LAW.>>NO LAW.>>Stephen: YOU GUYS COULD
HAVE A POKER –>>OH, GOSH, WE WOULD SHOOT OFF
FLARE GUNS.>>Stephen: AT EACH OTHER. AT EACH OTHER AND TRY TO
HARPOON SEA LIFE, AND –>>Stephen: YEAH. — CALIFORNIA GREY WHAT ELSE,
YOU NAME IT.>>Stephen: ON EAST COAST,
VERY RARE. VERY RARE FOR THOSE.>>WELL, THEY SOMETIMES GO ALL
THE WAY AROUND THE LONG WAY.>>Stephen: PANAMA CANAL. AND SHOW OFF AGAINST THE HUMP
BACKS.>>Stephen: MA MANO A MANO. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: YOU MUST HAVE YOUR OWN PERSPECTIVE ON MR. TRUMP.>>I ONCE PLAYED A CELEBRITY
GOLF TOURNAMENT WITH HIM AND HE SHOT 90 UNDER PAR. IT WAS INCREDIBLE. BROKE ALL THE COURSE RECORDS BY
A MILE.>>Stephen: WOW. AND WE WERE JUST IN
DISBELIEF. BUT THIS GUY IS A REAL
CHARACTER. HE’S A RIVERBOAT GAMBLER, YOU
KNOW WHAT I MEAN? A HELL OF A BUSINESS MAN.>>Stephen: YEAH. DID YOU EVER INVEST IN ANY OF
HIS PROPERTIES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?>>I INVESTED IN TRUMP
UNIVERSITY. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: GOOD. AND WHAT WAS GREAT WAS I
WROTE THE CHECK AND I GOT 3 DEGREES.>>Stephen: WOW, GOOD FOR YOU. GOOD FOR YOU. TO KNOWLEDGE.>>TO KNOWLEDGE. KNOWLEDGE IS KING.>>Stephen: YES. ( APPLAUSE )
TUNING, AND YOU WOULD KNOW, AS A NEWSMAN’S NEWSMAN, DO YOU THINK
THERE’S A FAKE NEWS PROBLEM IN TODAY’S MEDIA?>>WELL, I THINK IT’S OUT THERE
FOR SURE.>>Stephen: MEANING IT EXISTS? YEAH, IT EXISTS, BUT LET’S
FACE IT. A LOT OF STUFF I REPORTED ON WAS
FAKE. I MADE IT UP. ( LAUGHTER )
BUT, YOU KNOW, I’VE ALWAYS TOLD PEOPLE, YOUNG JOURNALISTS, THAT
YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND YOU FIND THE MS. , YOU FIND THE
TRUTH, RIGHT.>>Stephen:.>>Stephen: AND IF YOU CAN’T
FIND IT?>>IF YOU CAN’T FIND IT, THERE
ARE PLENTY OF HANDSOME WHITE GUYS LIKE ME WHO WILL LIE RIGHT
TO YOUR FACE.>>Stephen: HOLD THAT THOUGHT. BACK WITH NOR ROB RON,
EVERYBODY!

100 thoughts on “Ron Burgundy Played Golf With Donald Trump

  1. What's nice about him visiting all shows, is that you can compare the show hosts, and I have to say, the chemistry with Colbert definitely beats the others

    . (just my taste ofc.)

  2. "But I always tell young reporters to 'go out there and find it'. Find the news. And if you can't find it there's plenty of handsome white guys like me who'll lie right to your face".
    The best comedy is when real truth is revealed.

  3. If I tell everyone about sprint and service pictures I can't see s phone that sold me is no good it's has made me sick Samsung does not help .65 years old. Taking advantage of disabled and leaving me stranded . This is the only way I have been able to tell the world. To boycott sprint .

  4. Were they pretending to drink that alcohol? Is that part of the act for this interview or is that what people do on talk shows?

  5. Stephen just doesnt understand. Fred Caps was a genius. A true rebel In the world of magic. He went his own ways and didnt conform to old forms of rabbit magic.

  6. I don't think he's funny at all imo.. The only reason he's playing RJ still is cause his movie role offers about dried up. Naw I'll pass

  7. What not one joke about the Clintons killing Epstein . Where's Norm McDonald when we need him .This drivel is just copying the great Johnathan Winters act by playing a character . The last few Ferell movies are so bad he had to grab a extra wide mouth straw to make sure it was all sucked . .

  8. Liberals so in love with Trump. He’s on their mind and in their mouths every other word. Sad to see comics with lazy comedy since they just get paid to bash trump and divide Americans. Celebs are not Americans. They are puppets bought by the industry. And you fools listen too, so hilarious 😂 y’all eat this stuff up and wonder why you have no purpose in life.

  9. I hate this video. I hate when people say the most unfunny shit on late night shows and the audience goes dummy. Its cringey

  10. There is a law on the books that allows fake news to be broadcast to the American people. They can legally lie to us on every news station in America and get away with it.

  11. the Smith-Mundt Modernization Act of 2012 (part of the National Defense Authorization Act) has repealed the domestic prohibition, allowing the government's broadcasting to be directed at/created for Americans for the first time in over 40 years.

  12. The tweak to the bill would essentially neutralize two previous acts—the Smith-Mundt Act of 1948 and Foreign Relations Authorization Act in 1987—that had been passed to protect U.S. audiences from our own government’s misinformation campaigns.

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