Ron Burgundy Meets a Cougar, Alligator & Skunk

Ron Burgundy Meets a Cougar, Alligator & Skunk


>>James: WELCOME BACK, RON
BURGUNDY IS SILL HERE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. AND THE OFFICIAL ANIMAL
AMBASSADOR FOR THE WORLD FAMOUS SAN DIEGO ZOO.>>ST A GREAT ZOO W TOP 100 GLAS
IN THE WORLD.>>AND HE HAS BROUGHT ALONG SOME
FRIENDS TO MEET US, PLEASE WELCOME ZOO KEEP ERIC SCHWARTZ. (APPLAUSE).>>James: WOW, HELLO, HOW ARE
YOU, RICK, NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>HELLO, HOW ARE YOU.>>James: TAKE A SEAT. RIGHT HERE, COME, WHO HAVE WE
GOT LEER.>>LOOK AT THAT.>>THIS IS MIKE, IS HE A YOUNG
ALL GITTER, NOT SURE EXACTLY HOW OLD HE IS. YOU CAN BUY THEM ON THE PET
TRADE, ON THE INTERNET.>>HE LOOKS DELICIOUS, I WAS
JUST GOING TO SAY, ADDRESS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM.>>AND WE HAVE ONE IS HOLDING,
FOR RON.>>MAN NOT, JUST PUT IT ON THE
DESK.>>FLA IS NOT REAL S IT. [BLEEP].>>SAN DIEGO GLOORKS WE HAVE
REAL ANIMALS, YOU KNOW THAT, YOU HAVE BEEN THERE.>>SO THIS IS SPIKE.>>OH JAMES, HE LIKES YOU JR HE
IS HE LITERALLY LOOKING AT ME LIKE HE IS GOING TO EAT ME.>>HE WANTS YOU TO LICK HIS
SNOWT.>>PLEASE DON’T.>>RON IS GREAT ON THE NEWS BUT
NOT MUCH ON READING BODY LANGUAGE OF ALLIGATOR.>>FAIR ENOUGH.>>YOU OKAY.>>James: I JUST FEEL LIKE
HE’S SMILING.>>HE IS THINKING ABOUT HOW
DELICIOUS YOUR RIGHT HAND IS GOING TO BE.>>I AGREE. BECAUSE I WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU
BUT I WILL NOT, I DON’T WANT IT TURN PI BACK ON HIM BECAUSE I
FEEL LIKE IS HE GOING TO GO FOR ME GUARANTEE YOU HE WON’T.>>YOU CAN’T MAKE TA KIND OF
GUARANTEE, YOU ARE FULL OF.>>WE DO I HAD A PETAL GATOR FOR
THREE YEARS, IT JUST GOT TOO BIG AND I HAD TO RELEASE IT IT IN
THE CITY POOL.>>WE HAD TO GET THAT ONE. THAT WAS YOU, OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH,
FAIR ENOUGH.>>YOU KNOW WE HAVE OTHER AN
ANIMALS.>>James: LET THESE ONES GO
NOW.>>HE CAN HANG OUT THERE.>>NO, IT’S GOOD, SEE YOU LATER.>>SEE YOU LATER, ALLIGATOR, IN
AWHILE CROCODILE. WHO ELSE HAVE WE GOT.>>SAN DIEGO IS PRETTY FAMOUS
FOR ITS BLACK AND WHITE ANIMALS.>>WHAT IS THAT. [BLEEP].>>THIS IS EVELYN, SHE’S CUTE,
DON’T YOU THINK?>>WHAT’S WRONG, RON.>>I JIS, JUST GOING TO TAKE A
KNEE DOWN OVER HERE.>>YOU OKAY?>>THE THE ONLY ANIMAL THAT
KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.>>REALLY, IF YOU WOULDN’T
PESTER THEM IN THEIR DENS THEN YOU WOULD PROBABLY BE OKAY.>>I
STICKS AT ZOOS.>>WE PREFER YOU DON’T. THEY ARE A GREAT ANIMAL WE HAVE
IN NORTH AMERICA, BECAUSE SHE WAS HAND RAISED AND PART OF OUR
COLLECTION FOR A LONG TIME SHE IS NOT GOING TO SPRAY YOU, SO
YOU ARE OKAY. NOW WHEN THEY DO SPRAY, THEY CAN
SHOOT ABOUT 12 FEET.>>I KNOW.>>THEY CAN SHOOT FURTHER THAN
THAT. ONE GOT ME AT 30 FEET.>>YOU YOU WALKED THAT OFF
LATER.>>MEASURED.>>INTERESTING TO HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH SKUNKS, INSIDER TIP, A LITTLIC BAAING SODA, PEROXIDE
AND DISH SOAP, WILL YOU BE GOOD.>>WHAT ABOUT TOMATO SAUCE.>>IT ST GOOD FOR A BASE FOR SPA
SPAGHETTI SAUCE OR LASAGNA.>>ST, TRUE.>>THE TOMATO SAUCE AND JUICE IS
A MYTH THAT WHAT HAPPENS IS IT COVERS UP THE SMELL BUT ST AN
OIL, IT HAS A PROTEIN BASE SO IT WILL NOT WORK.>>DO THEY EATERIESES PIECES.>>IMAGINE IF GIVEN THE
OPPORTUNITY THEY MIGHT BUT IT IS NOT GOOD FOR THEM. THEY STICK TO BUGS, GRUBS.>>James: THAT IS THE SKUNK,
WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU GOT FOR US.>>ONE MORE. THERE YOU GO. WRZ WHAT HAVE WE
GOT NOW.>>I TALKED EARLIER ABOUT HOW
PEOPLE.>>OH [BLEEP].>>COME ON, CHARLIE.>>WHERE DID HE GO? COME ON, CHARLIE.>>YOU WANT TO JOIN THE SHOW.>>I’M NOT GOING THERE, I’M NOT
GOING THERE, NO WAY, THAT’S READY TO POUNCE.>>WELL, ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH
COUGARS.>>I CERTAINLY AM. AND ST EXACTLY THEIR FEEDING
TIME.>>YEAH.>>SO COUGARS ALSO MOUNTAIN
LIONS, PUMAS, MOUNTAIN SCREAMERS.>>YEAH, THIS ONE IS ABOUT 8, 9
MONTHS OLD, THEY WILL IMET LARGER AS AN ADULT AND MALE,
SOMEONE TRIED TO KEEP HIM AS A PET.>>James: WHO WOULD DO THAT,
WHY WOULD YOU.>>PART OF MY JOB IS KIND OF
CONNECTING PEOPLE WITH WILDLIFE BUT MAWKING THEM REALIZE THEY
NEED TO BE WILD.>>HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS READY TO
GO AT ANY POINT, RICK. RICK!>>DAVID AND LISA HERE– .>>James: YOU MADE THAT LOOK
LIKE A CUDDLE. YOU COULDN’T SEE.>>SO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY, WHAT I
HAVE TO SAY IS THEY HAVE A UNIQUE RELATIONSHIP. THEY SPENT THEIR LIVES LIKE I
HAVE WORKING WITH ANIMALS. THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I WOULD
WANT IN MAY HOME, EVEN THOUGH HE DID THAT KILLED, DAVID HAD HIS
HANDS IN THE RIGHT PLACE TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF THE ANIMAL
AND LISA WAS THERE.>>DAVID, DID YOU WET YOUR PANTS
SLIGHTLY?>>JUST A LITTLE BIT, JUST A
LITTLE BIT.>>BECAUSE I KNOW I WET MINE
JUST KSH– ABOUT HALF A CUP I WET MINE, QUARTER TO HALF CUP.>>James: RICK, THANK YOU SO
MUCH FOR BRINGING THESE ANIMALS. WE WANT TO THANK RICK SCHWARTZ,
RON BURGUNDY THE SECOND SEASON OF THE PODCAST, TODAY ON THE
IHEART RADIO APP, EVERYWHERE YOU LISTEN PODCASTS. WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK, EVERYBODY.

97 thoughts on “Ron Burgundy Meets a Cougar, Alligator & Skunk

  1. Most animal experts on shows like this say their facts and show the animals and all but this guy actually involves the hosts which is hilarious

  2. Some of the ideas on this show are good and enjoyable. Shame James corden is there to shout over everything and ruin them. I can’t believe people want to see this guy on tv

  3. the poor animal expert is like "i feel like the purpose of my life is to show people that animals are wild and need to live wild" ,its sad how the animal expert got destroyed by Ron Burgundy without remorse before he could tell the world his passion and love for animals. :'(

  4. Please please please keep that fake talentless creep in the USA, couldn’t fool us you’re welcome to him we’ll keep Patrick Stewart and real talent

  5. There's a murderous animal at the studio and all the women go "awwww"

    It now makes much more sense why they date violent guys!

  6. My friend taped 3 little ones like that to his legs under a track suit on a flight from FLA to NY. When they were 6 ft long and started trying to kill him he let them go in a little lake/pond in Massapequa L.I. NY . It was a national story and they sent game and wildlife to capture them before winter came and killed them. I feel ok saying this as it was nearly 4 decades ago and I’m sure the statutes of limitation have passed. People had seen them at the lake and people thought they were High. P.S. It was a shitty thing to do and I didn’t approve. I don’t like reptiles much and gators are scary and eat dogs and slow/old people but they have a purpose and taste OK.

    I run into Giant black bears pretty regularly (in Woodstock NY) which isn’t too scary. They sleep on lawns and shit and are mellow when they are fat and you don’t mess with them). One giant male jumped up like a jack in the box by my dumpster a few feet away from me, that startled me and I nearly shit myself, he was like 6-7 feet tall and was like 400lbs or more. My American Bulldog charged that same one and he ran so they don’t want hassles and it kinda makes your day when you see one but cleaning up garbage is a drag and their poo is some of the funkiest and when you step in it picking berries just throw your shoes away. That cat seems nice here but I would shit myself if I saw that in the wild and didn’t have a big gun with lots of ammo. We have bobcat but you never see them.

    I also have a giant rare stripe less skunk on my property.. quite beautiful looking. Tripped out the first time I saw it at night In the shadows and couldn’t figure what it was (ALL WHITE EXCEPT THE UNDER BELLY)for a minute. Amazing looking skunk and VERY BIG. Skunks are chill besides the stink gland thing.

    We now have the return of Fisher Cats which are nasty little bad asses (kinda like a low grade wolverine in their bad assery ) . Long legged super weasels that will eat your cat in front of you. My neighbor had one grab her house cat in her doorway and run off with it. I am happy they made a come back but my other neighbor has really cool cats and I would have the bums if they got snatched. We have a lot of owls here and if you leave your cat out at night they might get took by the silent death from above. Owls eat the fuck out of cats (probably little dogs as well) more then foxes, coyotes or anything else.

    I watched a Fox try and take my 25 pound main coon mix male cat and the fox got his ass handed to him. Foxes are wonderful and few things more pleasurable then watching kits play and run around like motor cross bikes on a track and boing into the air and whatnot. NY State has giant coyotes compared to out west and a 60 pounder is not uncommon and they supposedly (per NY STATE fish and game) can reach 100 pounds because of recessive timber wolf genes from when people killed off the wolve population and the last wolves mated with coyotes out of desperation. Coyotes here will take deer , which we are infested with. I am one of the few people I know who has not hit one or had one run into their car. You have to really pay attention (especially where there are signs) at dusk and dawn if you want to avoid hitting one. As well as turkeys that fly across your windshield which just scares you. Some deer walk around town like they own it. Giant black rat snakes as well (10 footers) although essentially harmless they are aggressive as far as snakes go and don’t just slither away like most and will strike at you if you cross one on a hiking trail and have a decent bite. In all my years I haven’t crossed a rattle snake or copperhead although they are here. We have some pretty big snapping turtles (they are not mean if you leave them be) and lots of them as well. I have moved a bunch off the road but they scare the shit out of me and if you don’t know where to grab them they WILL take a finger.

    We also have one of the most dangerous animals on the planet here. DEER TICKs. If you visit be wary. Highest rates of Lyme disease in the world here. Serious epidemic and nasty disease if you don’t get treated in a day or 2 your fucked in some small or big way for life. One of the few species I would not be bummed if they went extinct. I know all creatures serve a purpose but we or the planet has made many species extinct and the planet keeps spinning I would take a chance and let those little blood suckers go the way of the doe doe if I had my way, or at least the spirochete. I would happily let the ticks have a little blood if it weren’t for that awful disease which affects so many people and animals. It’s a REAL problem.

  7. This show would be much better if that cougar chewed through its harness and got at James after the alligator had taken his right hand and taken a 30ft spray from the skunk.

  8. Cougar enters the room…

    James: "Holy shit!"

    Ron Burgundy: "If you'll give me a moment to switch into my Ricky Bobby persona, I promise I can tame that cougar, especially if I'm wearing my Crystal Gayle shirt……"

  9. Cant believe there isn’t a single joke about alligators loving burgundy color and therr are 2 burgundies in the room.fml

  10. Animal Handler: Yes, Cougars are very dangerous animals and should not be kept as pets.

    Audience: BIG KITTTYYYYYYY

  11. GOD bless you, Peter said to them, Repent, and let every one of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ, for the remission of your sins; and you will receive the gift of the Holy Ghost. (Acts 2:38) There is no salvation in any other; for we are no other name under heaven among men, which means we must be saved. God by His great goodness was manifested in the person of Jesus Christ while we were still sinners so that whoever believes in Him should be saved from the condemnation of sin. Jesus Christ the Messiah has conquered death, so that none perish (Romans, chapter 5: 8), For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life in Jesus Christ for Lord. Romans chapter 6:23

  12. WHY IS THE AUDIENCE SCREAMING DURING THESE.
    Why not ask everyone to keep it a little quieter so that the animals don’t freak?????? CMON

  13. Lol that alligator smiling like “hehehe hey Rick this is it huh… this the big treat amma get after words huh😏” 😂😂

  14. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂… James face with the croc! Bahahahha!

  15. Geez I hate those loud annoying ads… They must do it puposely to force you into getting premium.. So just for that reason I will choose to not buy a YouTube premium subscription…. Fuck lound annoying and ever more frequent ads…. Days of relaxing and watching some YouTube vids before bed are over now.

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