[NYMN]: NymN_HS proudly presents… Radio Kappa! Legend has told of the year 2016… It has been said that it will be the grand year of Twitch drama. It will be a year of deceit… A year of lies and theft… A year where friends would turn on each other… A year where the robots rise… It will be a year for chat to bring out the SaltyCorn. [MITCH]: I don’t understand what the problem is. You’re like saying we’re not friends, I don’t know what I did, bro. [DOG]: Yeah I dunno, MaSsan’s a little strange. I remember him trying to sell me a tournament spot once. [BACKSPACE]: Firebat smelled like pure urine. [AMAZ]: He was, just, causing unnessecary chaos, and I just personally think Firebat needs to mature. [SODAPOPPIN]: Gamers just hate women, whether it’s justified or not, that’s just the truth. [REYNAD]: Mods are pussies for fucking caving, and everyone’s a scumbag. [DONKEY KONG]: Reynad crew! [SODAPOPPIN]: You lied. To everyone. [FORSEN]: I want to hear some drama! [RECKFUL]: Radio Kappaaaa! [SODAPOPPIN]: Mitch, can I talk? haHAA – can I talk? [MITCH]: Yeah, sure. [SODAPOPPIN]: Okay, let’s go from the beginning. [SODAPOPPIN]: You and I hate women, you and I, we’re friends – so let’s get fisted, unless you want to fuck. [MITCH]: I mean, I love balls, bro – yours are on point. I would like to mount you, if that’s okay. [MITCH]: So, uhh, are you currently single? [SODAPOPPIN]: Mitch, can I talk? You can not be my girlfriend. [FORSEN]: Can you stop being gay? [TRUMP]: Hello, I’m Trump! [FORSEN]: I am fucking triggered. [TRUMP]: Then you’re lying. Or wait, or, oh you’re homophobic! No, I love guys. [FORSEN]: Shut up, Trump! [BILLY HERRINGTON]: Yo, Forsen! Yo, what’s up, it’s Billy Herrington, Aniki. Forsen, endure the lash of the spanking, yo! [RECKFUL]: I can cum while I’m still soft – how neat is that?! [SODAPOPPIN]: So, Mitch, I look at your face, and then I was so horny! [MITCH]: Yes, yes, before you go on, how about this: touch your ass, and make that booty go clap! [RECKFUL + KRIPP]: Oh, yes, uhh, ohh, that’s amazing! Oh, yes, dude I’m feeling so gay right now! [KRIPPARIAN]: I know it’ll probably be very painful… But I’m also kind of curious. PREPARING DIGITAL TRANSLATION… INITIATE STARTUP PROCESS. GO! MR DESTRUCTOID… ONLINE. CONNECTING TO TWITCH.TV. [AMAZ]: Beep boop, beep boop. We are viewbots about to invade the world. All shall spam MrDestructoid and Kappa. [RECKFUL]: Let’s see how MaSsan’s doing today. Oh man..! Looks like MaSsan’s just dominating the Twitch.tv scene. Let’s just check out his chat room, his chat must be going crazy… VIEWBOTS IN TWITCH CHAT: REPORT IN! [FORSEN]: He fake disconnected… Every time he got a bad mulligan. OVERDRIVE – ENGAGED. [MASSAN]: Why did I do this – how do you know? [RECKFUL]: Like, maybe your mom just sits there and viewbots you every day – I don’t know! [TALBADAR]: Tastes good! [MITCH]: Do you have a pink butthole, Mira? [FORSEN]: I’ll take it, leather man! [BILLY]: Come on, son! [KRIPPARIAN]: Right in the dick. [RECKFUL]: Suck my balls… I love this kid! [NMPLOL]: But I’m gay?! [SUPERJJ102]: Yeah, yeah, what the fuck?! [ELOISE]: I’m still the boss of the gym! [MITCH]: Okay, listen children… Contain your boners. [RYAN LOCKWOOD]: Right here, it’s this one! My insane pace. Right here! This is the 1:12. Right here, YES! This is fucking it. Look at that, see how fast my pace is?! DUDE, WHAT A RUSH! FIFTY, YES! FOURTY-NINE, FOURTY-SEVEN BABY! YEAH! I am fucking clutch, baby! Look at the fucking pace, YEAH! The double, YES! Body armor, YEAH! That’s fucking right, baby! That’s fucking it! [GROSS GORE]: That’s what I’m talking about, brotha! [FORSEN]: Ah, shit, *BONK* – forsenW RELAX forsenW [RECKFUL]: “That’s a lie” – it’s not a fucking lie, you FUCKING CUNT. FUCK YOUUUUUU! gachiGASM [FORSEN]: Oh – it’s the right version, boys! Thank you for listening. If you enjoy my work, please follow me on twitch.tv/nymn_hs and twitter.com/nymn_hs!