Podcast Trailer – In This Episode: Everybody Dies

Podcast Trailer – In This Episode: Everybody Dies


Can you imagine if Schwarzenegger had been Han Solo? like: “Chewie, punch it! GO!” Dial the gain down 20%. Blergen… Is this a little better? Oh wow! God damn that’s sexy! Bjergen Kjergen from the Bjergergen fjords? Yeah That’s in Bjegergen near the Bjergergen fjords, correct? Oobah, Oobah, Oobah… (laughing) She’s like: “Uhhhhhaahhh, I’m dying…” And then the robot is like: “There is no explanation for it. She is perfectly healthy, Yet she is dying. of a broken heart”. Or something totally ridiculous. Oh my god… George Lucas, eat a bag of dicks. I had of Peter tingle you were going to do that. I was like: “oh my God”. (laughing) “Thanos is gonna know where they are! Thanos is gonna know what they’re doing!” Like I was ten again. It was so pathetic. I’m surprised neither of you guys have mentioned, The best part of that movie. Which is what? The best part of that movie is that Karl Urban was in it. That is the best part of the movie! Karl Urban with two M-16s is the best part of the movie. He was wearing like plasterer’s stilts. and he would have to say: “I am Groot” So he was on stilts in the recording studio? Yeah, exactly. He was like, by himself in the recording studio- Like plastering the ceiling? I need another bucket of joint compound in here, boys. I am Groot. Give me a give me another ah Menthol. Thank you. I AM GROOT! We’re all happy to be here this week, and we’ll see you next time on In This Episode: Everybody Dies. Brought to you by Admiral Ackbar’s New England Style, Clam Chowder. That’s right, creamy and delicious. Just made the Mon Calamari way.

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