Pete Davidson’s Friends on Ariana Grande’s New Song – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

Pete Davidson’s Friends on Ariana Grande’s New Song – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder


– Looking like I do. – [Dan] Yeah. – And sounding like I
do and my name is Chad. – [Dan] Yeah. – Anytime I’m at a coffee
place, they’re like “what’s your name?” I just go nope. – [Dan] Yeah.
(laughing) – We’re not doing this shit. (rock music) (fire crackling) – Do you get worried
that your son’s 19 and just out there now? As you know like… – No, not really. I’d like to think that I Well, I don’t know if
I instill great values. – [Dan] Yeah. – You know, good enough. – Okay so you putting him out there like Jay’s daughter is gonna be 16 in October. – Okay I have a daughter that’s 14. – Nutty. Huh? You have
a daughter that’s 14? – My daughter’s gonna be
a freshmen this year yeah. – Is that terrifying? Was that, I mean cause. – In every step of it. – It’s terrifying a little because I talk about, and she said
it was okay to do, but I talk about her first period
she had at my house in my act. – [Dan] Yeah. Oh man you don’t think about that. If you’re the daughter of a comedian and you’re like, uh man, with Isabella. – [Chad] Yeah. I asked. – And your daughter. – I said here’s what I like to say and I told her everything
that I was going to say. But grown men will come
up to me after shows, and she goes “Oh, she’s a woman now.” And I’m like, I will fucking murder you. (laughs) No she’s not, she’s a
little girl, so back it up. ♪ Girl, you’ll be a woman soon. ♪ – Cause I noticed you talked
about your little girl becoming a woman. And you’re like, “I’ll rip you God damn throat out.” Who’s at a comedy club
like, “I enjoyed that act, let me go talk to him about
his daughter’s period.” – Several people, you’d be surprised. – And how old is this little princess, 14? Countdown starts. – [Dan] There he goes. – Nice to meet you Mr. Daniels. – Anyways, good show. Is this the new lady of the lake? (laughs) He goes, “good jokes.” – A mature woman in Tijuana. (laughs) – He goes, “You know in certain
kingdoms, you’d be a queen.” Anyways, good jokes. I’ll see ya later. (laughs) – My palms are sweating right now just thinking about this shit. – Ah dude, yeah! If someone
without kids, like Jay and I… – Soft features. Anyway man, love the closures. (laughs) – Been a fan for quite some time. (laughs) – I follow all of your work. – He goes, “Ay ay ay, good stock. Anyways. Yeah, I really enjoyed… – I remember listening to stories about her when she was three. (laughter) – You know, I thought she
aged nice in your act, turns out better in person. – Well look who’s filling out. Anyway, can you make it out to Steven. – Seriously, I got every
one you put out there. – This is for my friend: To Steve, you’re a fag for not coming. Check, you write that please. Guys, he’s asks you to write
something like volatile. I don’t know
– Yeah. – I’m gonna stab you in the throat, I don’t want to put that down. (Chad laughs) – I pray for your death. I hope your mother never
recovers from her surgeries. – Yeah! Hey dude, I
understand that you’re fan, you came out, I can’t
write ‘death to America, praise Allah’, I just feel like that’s… – My girlfriend couldn’t
make the show man, but if you could write like,
“If you would’ve been here, I’d try to fuck you, that’d be great”. – Yeah, uh.. – Yeah, I’m gonna put my name on that. (laughter) – Or the Shanghai, you’re
making a video with me right now for this asshole who couldn’t come. – Aw dude, no his kid just
got hit by a car, hold on. Steve! Look what you’re missing! Your son’s bones are weak! Aw, awesome dudes, thanks, man. – My friend couldn’t make it, man. He’s being shipped home from Iraq. He’s legless. Hey, Thomas! – [Dan] Wish you could run to the club! – Look who I’m with! – Dude, this would’ve put
you in such a better mood. – Yeah, aw man, no, yeah, my friend just found out his
wife just completely fucked him over like financially,
emotionally, and spiritually. Hold on real quick. Hey, Boner! – Yeah, what’s up, Dick-nuts,
look who I’m sittin’ with! – [Dan] I’m ’bout to do a shot
with your favorite comedian, Fuck-face! Yeah, he’s crying. Like, we’re on suicide watch. All of us have to call
him, to check in his house. So you called me last
night while I was watching Hard Knocks, which is great this season. Really enjoying it. But, (mumbles) about Jay just the same way they called me out for
looking like I’m dressing for a Rock N’ Jock bit softball game. When you called me, I go, yeah dude I’m watching Hard Knocks. And you go, “what are you
watching? Some wide receiver “taking his baby mamma out to dinner?” I’m like, oh no.
(laughing) I go, “no I’m watching the
fourth ring quarterback take his stripper girlfriend
to some fuckin’ bug place. And you go, exactly.
– [Jay] Exactly. But he called me because
you were like, dude, did you know that Ariana
Grande, or as I call her, airy-anna-gran-dee. – You’d been watching Total Divas, is what you were watching? – Yeah, hey shut up. – [Jay] I like to follow everyone. – I was watching SmackDown, dude. – I follow everybody. – Fight me. (laughs) But you called me and were like, dude, Ariana, which I knew that she had a song called Pete Davidson, but. – I was late to the game on this. – But I knew it was
coming, I just didn’t… – Isabella told me. – She told you about it? – Yeah. – [Dan] It’s called Pete Davidson and then you said at the end, she says it’s only like a
minute forty-five seconds long. – I’m sorry, how long are the
songs gettin’ written for you? – Which, I didn’t know she
was gonna do a fuckin’ Ramones fuckin’ punk lines.
(laughing) ♪ Why can’t they fuck.
Do do do do do do do do ♪ ♪ I love Pete, I love Pete,
I love Pete, oi oi oi oi ♪ ♪ Oi oi oi, Pete Davidson ♪ ♪ Pete Davidson ♪ ♪ And we all love Pete Davidson ♪ (laughing) ♪ Oi oi an ♪ ♪ and I ♪ ♪ love Pete Davidson ♪ ♪ oi ♪ ♪ One, two, three, four
oi oi oi oi, neh neh neh ♪ ♪ Staten Island’s where he’s from ♪ ♪ Where he’s from ♪ ♪ Tall and funny’s what he is ♪ ♪ What he is ♪ ♪ I met him at Saturday Night Live ♪ ♪ Night Live ♪ ♪ S. N. L. Living hell ♪ ♪ Kill your masters ♪ ♪ Pete Davidson, I love you ♪ ♪ God bless the queen ♪ – God bless the queen. I didn’t know she was British. – Holy shit, man. She did a whole thing, huh. She wore tight plaid pants
with a bunch of suspenders on. – Oh my God. Did you have a bunch
of fuckin’ silver rings hanging out of her plaid pants. – Pete, I wrote this song for you. ♪ One, two, three, four oi oi oi oi ♪ – I wrote it for you
baby, ‘cuz I love you. From the top. ♪ One, two, three, four,
oi oi oi, I love you ♪ ♪ And I love Pete Davidson ♪ ♪ I drank his blood, I
drank his cum, I drank him ♪ ♪ Oi oi oi oi ♪ (laughing) ♪ And I, I, I, I ♪ ♪ love Pete Davidson ♪ – Young Iggy Pop’n it,
rolling around on glass. (laughing) – Yeah, just cutting herself. Man! She is going out for it. ♪ Let the blood go ♪ ♪ I love Pete Davidson ♪ – I just wanted to tap into
a different part of my art, ya know. Why can’t I be a singer in cross genres? – Oh God, let’s listen to the actual, there’s a music video now? – It’s not a music video is what she said. It’s a montage of pictures.
– [Jay] One, two, three, four! – I could do it all day. (laughs) – We’re gonna be doin’ it all weekend! When I’m by myself in the shower. ♪ Pete Davidson! Pete Davidson ♪ ♪ Now, stand up, make it bleed,
aw yeah, you’re my queen ♪ ♪ Pete Davidson ♪ ♪ You’re my girl and I love ♪ – All right, let’s get to the actual song. We’re gonna hear it and
not our fuckin’ punk song. Are these all videos that she took of him? – Yeah. ♪ I thought you into my life ♪ ♪ Look at my mind ♪ (laughing) – This is so weird – It’s very, It’s just weird
from our perspective ‘cuz… – [Jay] I mean, It’s adorable. But it sounds really weird. – Yeah. – I feel like Pete left
his phone here and I looked through it and the
guys were gonna be like, ah we’re gonna laugh so hard,
and then we’re like, aw. I don’t know these days. It’s makin’ me uncomfortable. – No, these kids really
care about each other. – Aw, she makes him hang out
with so many gay people, I bet. (laughs) – Ah, the amount of gay people in my life has sky-rocketed significantly. – This is Ronaldo, he’s
completely dope, I guess. He talks to me about a
lot of people he fucked, uncomfortably sometimes. – He goes, It’s pretty
graphic about the sex. Well, I don’t know. Ariana likes him. – This is Xun Shixin
Tao, he lives here also. He’s a spiritual voice. – He makes us sushi. (laughs) – He makes a kind of fish that, like, if he cuts it wrong, we die. – It’s, you’re not gonna
like what I’m gonna do, but this is the part that
I want to talk about is, you called me and you’re
like, listen for the end. It’s only a minute and forty-five seconds. Of course they’re doing
all that punk shit. (laughs) – You were like, dude, listen for the end because it sounds like
she’s saying uppy uppy. – I wanna be uppy uppy. – I wanna be uppy uppy and
you said you texted him and he was like, no, the song. – That’s not. – That’s not what it was. – I mean, he laughs. He enjoyed the uppy uppy, I guess. – Here’s the thing, when we
sent the clip of the Ariana, of me calling her Arry-anny-granny. – Airy-anna-grandy. – Airy-anna-grandy and he was like, yeah. We listened to it and we were laughing, and you’re like, oh, yeah, hey, what’s up. (laughing) – You were like that,
like, weird older dude, where you go, man, I’m cool. – God damn, that stuff’s annoying. – [Dan] You guys went over there, you guys hung out at the apartment. – I felt so old. – [Dan] Let’s play the part of the song where you can hear her go uppy. She put out this video? – Yeah, no, this is like her. – A video of the time
Pete attacked a gay guy. – Yeah, it was shocked by ’em. – [Jay] Don’t touch me, homo. – Good for Pete, he got
some shoulders on him. – Oh, yeah. – That’s gotta be awful
just to come out of every building and just. – Bee line for the car. – She’s had it her entire life. She doesn’t know anything else. – I get that at VFW wrestling events. (laughing) – You go, “Big Jay!” He goes, “Just let me live.” – Yo, hey man, can I
just go take a piss, man, without having to be a whole thing? There’s already, that’s
been five people tonight. – [Christine] Here’s to Pete. (laughs) – Yeah, wait where’s the uppy part? – We’re gonna bounce on that thing. ♪ I’ma be happy, happy. ♪ – There it is. ♪ Wanna be uppy ♪ ♪ Gotta be uppy uppy ♪ – I can’t believe that’s
Pete’s girlfriend. (laughs) – It’s just weird ‘cuz it’s
like your friend’s girlfriend and she’s like writing a song about him. Like, if someone was like ♪ Garrapay ♪ (mumbles) (laughing) You know like you spoke
about one of my best friends to this day and he’s like ♪ I love Garrapay ♪ I love him, too. ♪ Benji Klapholz ♪ ♪ You are the boy of my dreams ♪ ♪ Benji Klapholz ♪ (laughing) ♪ I love you, Fu Jack ♪ (laughing) ♪ Dwan Nials, you are Dwan Nials ♪ ♪ You’re the man of my heart ♪ Something that I can’t get
out of my head that you said when you hung out at
their apartment with them, whenever I think about this
it always makes me laugh, is that you said you’d just
be in another room with Pete and just out of the room
you could hear, like ♪ Ohhh ♪ Yeah! You gotta live with that! – That’s gotta be a dream come true. – Like the way you gotta live
with a comic be like, blah! You fuckin’ ya dick! Like you just gotta. – Well, I’ll tell you, and I hope he didn’t mind me saying this, it was such a great sentence he said. I go, “so how’s it like, dude?” He goes, he goes, “ay, you
know how good you think it is? “it’s way better.” – That’s awesome. – I was like, right, he goes, “it’s so much better than that even.” And you would, you’d just hear her, like, hittin’ notes and it was great. – [Christine] And they’re
like giggly in love. – They’re so lovey-dovey happy. – But I’m wondering,
like, you know, let’s say this goes 15 – 20 years, and
they’re married, and he goes, “hey honey, I’m tryna’ have
a conversation in here. “I know you’re, (coughs)
writin’ another song about me. “This time I don’t
think it’s so positive.” (laughs) – “I’m writin’ Pete Davidson
part three and four right now.” – She goes, “It’s my open.” ♪ All and all, you were just
Pete Davidson in the wall. ♪ – He goes, ♪ And now you’re back to me ♪ ♪ I’m in love with Pete Davidson ♪ Look at Jacob. Just stares at that screen when she’s on. She’s perfect sized for you, Jacob. Here’s the problem, – She’s with Pete. – she love’s Pete. – Like, she loves him a lot, dude. – I mean, she’s way into him. You couldn’t even keep up. – I’m really happy for the both of them. Yeah, you know what I heard? Pete just texted me that
she bought him a shark. (laughing) – Very happy for him, yeah. – He goes, “I don’t know, Ariana got
me shark-riding lessons.” – (laughs) Yeah, we have a pet. He goes, “Pete, is that a
saddle on a shark in that tank?” He goes, “Yeah, (mumbles) didn’t even know
you could ride sharks.” – Yo, Ricky started a saddle
for sharks business. (mumbles) – Fashionable. Ricky and his wife started a
high-fashion shark saddles. – Yeah, look at this performance. You didn’t watch the thing. You should look at her performance, man. It really is, like, I don’t
think the song’s for me as a 40-year-old white dude
– What? The performance is unbelievable. She can all right, man, she’s
so talented of a singer. All right, turn it off before
Jacob creams his shorts. – He goes, “It’s happening again. “Insides are coming outside.” – He’s like, “oh God, I’m ’bout to poof. “I’m about to poof!” (laughing) – “Oh no I’m gonna ink! “I’m gonna ink right here. “I can’t” – “Oh no, poof’s coming! “Poof’s coming!” – Yeah, she’s insanely talented. – She’s insanely talented. – And she’s fuckin’ gorgeous. – And she’s gorgeous
and insanely talented. And that’s why she’s Ariana Grande. – [Jay] Hell yeah. That’s why she’s my niece, Ariana Grande. – And Pete has to pause Madden. It’s just weird to know your friend, like, Pete’s texting me, like,
“we all play Madden.” – She’s like, “Baby, is
this a sexy dance move?” – He goes, “it’s pretty good baby, “you could probably do better. “What’s up dudes!” (laughing) – He goes, “hey Gorgeous,
do you wanna play Madden?” – He goes, “I don’t know, babe, “I mean, I guess you’re
not practicing enough, “but you’ll figure it out
at some point, I mean. “Hey, what’s up Fart-bitch.” – “I don’t think the lyric “‘love is a mystic forest’ makes sense. “I don’t know, you hit random three times, “and if you do a fourth time
you have to keep the team.” – “Which just sounds a lot
like (mumbles) lose people.” (heavy metal music) (fire crackling) (beeping)

87 thoughts on “Pete Davidson’s Friends on Ariana Grande’s New Song – The Bonfire w/ Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder

  1. HOLY FUCK I haven't laughed that hard since I caught my roommate fucking himself with a dildo to some asian tranny midget nun porn.

  2. Pete is garbage!! I fucking hate his panda eye bitch ass!! If I ever see that scunbag in real life I hope people are around because I will literally destroy him!!! You got his bitch nobody friends on your show?? You are scum as well!!

  3. Dear Comedy Central,
    MOAR Big Jay Oakerson & Dan Soder!
    Throw BAGS OF MONEY at them and get them a better studio of their own!!!

  4. Holy shit! Dan air-shredding while he does the punk-PD song! And Bokerson's PD impression, "…he makes a kind of fish that like if he cuts it wrong, we die…" Comedy Central!! MOAR OF THIS!!!

  5. Dear Sirius XM and Comedy Central,
    Please put up a catalog of The Bonfire, and leave episodes up On Demand for longer than 2 weeks. And where the hell can I watch What's Your [email protected]#cking Deal?! And High Court! I'm paying you every month Comedy Central, hoping it will all be there one day. I understand there's a lot involved, but ya'll need to get that Seeso shit figured out. And build Jay and Dan a lil storage shelf in the ceiling of Their studio, that can only be accessed by bowstaff with an official Bonfire sticker, like this…look Dan, like this….Dan! Like this. And the video of that…first bowstaff day!

  6. I only subscribe to SiriusXM now because of the Bonfire. It used to be Howard Stern, but not anymore. I plan my days around the show. I know pathetic.

  7. i really hope big jay oakerson knows that he's on the internet in a video where he's listed under "pete davidson's friends"

  8. Seriously they need to give them full episodes of the live shows once a week cuz it's so funny it's awesome crackle Crackle

  9. I love Chad Daniel's comedy but I had to look up some recent pics of him cause hes gained like 15 lbs of face weight. I couldn't recognize him.

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