“My Brother-In-Law Dre” | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

“My Brother-In-Law Dre” | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

I will tell you this right now, OK? I’m just going to be honest with you guys I’m going to put it all out there… No one is more indirectly racist Than Filipino moms My sister is about to marry her fiance He’s dar… He’s daaaark… Darker than you! My sister got the darkest one! There’s black, and then there’s nighttime Andre is nighttime! Andre used to kill it in hide-and-seek when he was a kid Didn’t even have to hide Just closed his eyes like that Where are you, Andre? Right here motherfuckers I win again You should have seen how my mom acted When… When she met Andre for the first time When he walked into the house my mom went like this… Put my purse in the room… Put my purse in the room! I got so mad at my mom I took her to the kitchen Like mom, are you kidding me? Just because he’s black, you want me to put your purse in the room? Are you kidding me right now? And then she got mad at me And made me feel like the racist… Some Filipino Jedi shit She just looked at me she goes Oh, just because he’s black, Josep? And I told you to put my purse in the room? You think your mother is a racist? Wow Josep… Wooooow…. Woooooow… I would do that with any stranger Josep White, Black, Latino, Asian… I don’t care If I don’t know you, put my purse in the room! That’s a Louis Vuitton! I go mom… You know what you did Stop right now You’re making Andre feel very uncomfortable And my mom looked at me and she goes I’m not making him feel uncomfortable… You are! Bringing me into the kitchen To talk to me… Are you kidding me right now? I’m doing everything to make Andre feel comfortable… I’m frying chicken I put basketball on the TV Out of everything you could have cooked tonight… You decided to fry chicken… Josep, they love chicken… They love chicken, Josep Right when I said that Andre walked into the kitchen oh I’m Oh, oh, I’m sorry… Sorry… I’m sorry I didn’t know ya’ll was in the kitchen Um, quick question… Um… Are y’all frying chicken? And my mom goes uh… Yes, Andre, we’re… We’re frying chicken But if you don’t like chicken I can… I can cook something else if… If you don’t like chicken And Andre was like, oh no no no I love chicken I eat it every day And then he walked out of the kitchen And then my mom looked at me she went like this… I told you…. you know finally finally ass you know finally yeah first hit is people talk about well be happy and on towards on a wiki

100 thoughts on ““My Brother-In-Law Dre” | Jo Koy : Live from Seattle

  1. So typical I had my black buddy come over and eat up all our food and thats when my mom would trip. She be like hey that egoy is eatn up all our food again. Doesn't he have his own parents to cook for him!! Lol hahahaha but then my mom over heard him say omg I love your moms cooking after that my mom would always cook for him. Just gotta compliment them and your good!!

  2. To be fair, it's harder to find people who DON'T love fried chicken than those who do. I could go for some right now and I'm so white that I can't even get a tan.

  3. I remember my mom told me once "once you go black, you can never go back" with a grin on her face. Filipino Moms haha

  4. The best part was coming up! When he says the most racist part of the joke lmao!! Andre doesnt sound like that!

  5. As an Asian living in Aust I never get this black-peeps-love-fried-chicken joke. Doesn't everybody love fried chicken? Loads of races buy KFC. I tot Asians love fried chicken. How much friend chicken do u need to have to get that stereotype that your race LOVES fried chicken?

  6. Filipino people loves black people or at least the people I met. These girl tired me down cause she only likes black guys

  7. Filipino mom jedi shit aka gaslighting. Funny and sad at the same time and I have no problem calling my mom out when she tries to pull that crap on me. I’m an old, intuitive soul; my mom has the soul of a drama queen teenager.

  8. OMG when he said frying chicken and basketball I screamedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. I know people in the cars at the red light heard meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. My throat hurts!

  9. My family went out to dinner one night and my husband said 'Shidd I'm sick of chicken ' me and my kids just looked at him. I got steak, my son ribs AND chicken, my daughter steak, the waitress looks at my husband and he says 'I'll have the chicken' me and my kids laughed our azz off.

  10. Joe all I have to, all I can't say,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. This was one the best joke I’ve ever heard lmao 🀣

    Why you cut out the best part?!
    β€œYou people are racist for assuming that’s how Andre is!”

  12. Fyi when black buffalo soldiers went to the Philippines to help liberate, they showed the pnoys how to fry that bird….

  13. Heck yeah but y'all love fried chicken to I checked the spice level on my SHIPMATES wife fried chicken. That chicken was off the chain good. Then she had some panset to go with it HOLY crap that stuff isπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

  14. So frickin accurate lmao when my brother and sister in-law used to visit me and my boyfriend(who's black) they would always bring us KFC! Lmao

  15. That's why if they can't use my comb, I'm not bringing them home. Fuck that! Don't want to deal with that racism shit.

  16. They left out the best part when he says β€œyou wanna know the most racist part about that story? Andre doesn’t even talk like that. If you met him he sounds like β€œhi my name is Andre””

  17. Im sorrehh Im sorreh
    Are yall fryan chhhickkkinnnn

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