John Hodgman’s new book explores the gift of losing status

John Hodgman’s new book explores the gift of losing status


>>Stewart: FROM FREQUENT FLYER PROGRAMS TO EXCLUSIVE HOTELS AND SECRET SOCIETIES, THERE ARE MANY WAYS PEOPLE CHASE STATUS. BUT AS WRITER-COMEDIAN JOHN HODGMAN TELLS IT IN A NEW MEMOIR, THERE’S AS MUCH A STORY OF LOSING THAT STATUS AS IN GAINING IT. PBS NEWSHOUR WEEKEND’S CHRISTOPHER BOOKER SAT DOWN TO CHAT WITH HODGMAN TO FIND OUT MORE.>>Reporter: IT WAS A PAIR OF SHORT-LEGGED CATTLE HERDING DOGS THAT CONFIRMED ONE OF JOHN HODGMAN’S CREEPING SUSPICIONS.>>THAT’S LINUS THE CORGI AND CHOMPERS THE CORGI, TWO EXTREMELY POPULAR CORGIS ON INSTAGRAM. I LEARNED THIS WHEN THEY WERE INVITED TO THE SAME EXCLUSIVE PARTY THAT I WAS, AND I REALIZED THEY WERE MORE FAMOUS THAN ME.>>Reporter: THOUGH IT HAD BEEN A FEW YEARS SINCE HE HAD LOST HIS STATUS AS WHAT HE CALLS A “FAMOUS MINOR TELEVISION PERSONALITY,” IT WAS THE CORGIS WHO REALLY HUMBLED HIM.>>THERE WAS NO SENSE HIDING MY FEELINGS. IT WAS TERRIBLE NOT TO BE ON TELEVISION, TO LEARN THAT YOU WERE NOT EVEN AS FAMOUS AS THE LEAST FAMOUS DOG ON THE INTERNET. BUT IT IS A PLEASURE TO BE HUMAN.>>Reporter: WHILE HODGMAN MAY ENJOY BEING HUMAN, HIS NEW BOOK, “MEDALLION STATUS,” IS AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT IT FELT LIKE WHEN THE WORLD REMINDED HIM THAT WAS INDEED WHAT HE WAS.>>THESE ARE JUST TRUE STORIES FROM MY LIFE– IN THIS CASE, MY LIFE AS A VERY FAMOUS MINOR TELEVISION PERSONALITY– AND ALL THE SECRET ROOMS AND FIRST-CLASS LOUNGES AND EXCLUSIVE PARTIES THAT EVEN THE MINOREST FAME AFFORDS YOU. AND THEN, WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO BE KICKED OUT OF THOSE ROOMS AND TO COME BACK DOWN TO EARTH AS A REGULAR HUMAN BEING>>HELLO, I’M A MAC.>>AND I’M A P.C.>>Reporter: IRONICALLY, JOHN HODGMAN HAD EARNED HIS “MEDALLION STATUS,” A NAME HE BORROWED FROM A HIGH-PRESTIGE FREQUENT FLYER PROGRAM, DURING HIS TIME HE SPENT PLAYING A NON- HUMAN.>>WELL, AT FIRST, I GOT TO DOWNLOAD THOSE NEW DRIVERS, AND I’VE GOT TO ERASE THE TRIAL SOFTWARE THAT CAME ON MY HARD DRIVE. I COULD NOT WALK IN AN AIRPORT WITHOUT PEOPLE SAYING, “I’M A P.C.”>>WHAT’S GOING ON, P.C.?>>OH, THIS P.C.’S GETTING AN UPGRADE. BECAUSE MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE I’VE EVER DONE OR EVER WILL DO, MORE EYES WERE LAID ON ME THEN THAN EVER BEFORE.>>Reporter: FROM 2006 TO 2010, HODGMAN WAS ONE HALF OF APPLE’S WILDLY SUCCESSFUL “GET A MAC” CAMPAIGN.>>ACTUALLY, THE iMACs AND THE MACBOOKS HAVE THE CAMERAS BUILT RIGHT IN.>>Reporter: IN THE COMMERCIALS, HE PLAYED A P.C. IN CONVERSATION WITH AN ACTOR PLAYING A YOUNGER, HIPPER APPLE COMPUTER.>>MAC, WHY DON’T YOU SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT P.C.?>>OKAY, EASY. P.C., YOU ARE A WIZARD WITH NUMBERS.>>Reporter: P.C. STRUGGLED TO UNDERSTAND HOW AND WHY HE WAS ALWAYS FALLING SHORT.>>I GUESS YOU ARE A LITTLE BETTER AT CREATIVE STUFF.>>OH, THANK YOU. THAT’S…>>EVEN THOUGH IT IS COMPLETELY JUVENILE AND A WASTE OF TIME.>>PLEASE WELCOME JOHN HODGMAN. JOHN? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>Reporter: HODGMAN’S FORAY ONTO THE SMALL SCREEN HAD STARTED WITH AN APPEARANCE ON “THE DAILY SHOW WITH JON STEWART” FOLLOWING THE PUBLICATION OF HIS FIRST BOOK IN 2005. THAT WENT SO WELL THAT THE SHOW INVITED HIM BACK AS A REGULAR CONTRIBUTOR.>>I SENSE, IF I MAY– AND I DON’T MEAN TO EMBARRASS YOU– I SENSE “HODGMAN-MANIA.”>>Reporter: A FEW MONTHS LATER, APPLE CALLED, AND YOU SAID NO AT FIRST.>>OH, YEAH. (LAUGHTER) IT’S TRUE. I WAS A DUMMY.>>Reporter: BUT THEY CAME BACK.>>I THINK ABOUT THAT, AND I GET CHILLS BECAUSE WHAT IF THEY SAID, “OH, TOO BAD, WE’VE GOT A MILLION OTHER PEOPLE TO THINK ABOUT THIS.” HOW DIFFERENT MY LIFE WOULD BE AND HOW… NOT JUST IN TERMS OF FAMOUS SUCCESS BUT IN… IN… IN RICHNESS AND EXPERIENCE.>>Reporter: YEAH, WE PROBABLY WOULDN’T BE TALKING.>>WE’D PROBABLY BE GREAT ENEMIES.>>HEY, P.C., WANT TO SEE THE WEB SITE AND HOME MOVIE I MADE?>>”OH, I’MSOCREATIVE, AND ALL MY PROGRAMS ARE SO EASY TO USE.”>>Reporter: DURING HIS RUN OF 66 COMMERCIALS FOR APPLE, HODGMAN CONTINUED TO CONTRIBUTE TO “THE DAILY SHOW” WHILE LANDING ADDITIONAL ACTING ROLES.>>I JUST DON’T LIKE YOUR UTERUS. DON’T GET ME WRONG– YOUR EGGS ARE IN GREAT SHAPE, BUT YOU HAVE A T-SHAPED UTERUS.>>Reporter: IN 2009, HE WAS EVEN ASKED TO ROAST THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.>>IS THE PRESIDENT TRULY NERDCORE? OR IS IT ALL JUST AN ACT AS FAKE AS THOSE OBVIOUSLY PROSTHETIC EARS?>>Reporter: ALL OF THESE EXPERIENCES PROVIDED HODGMAN A LEVEL OF ACCESS FEW ARE GRANTED.>>NOT JUST THE SKY CLUB AT J.F.K., AND NOT JUST, YOU KNOW, LUXURY HOTELS AND SO FORTH, BUT THE SECRET GIFTING LOUNGES AT THE EMMYS WHERE SWAG IS GIVEN AWAY TO YOU SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU EXIST WHILE BEING FAMOUS, AND LITERAL MASONIC LODGE MEETINGS WHERE LEADERS OF THE WORLD ARE MEETING IN SECRET TO HAVE A PARTY AND YOU REALIZE EVERY CONSPIRACY THEORY IS TRUE. AND IT’S PART OF MY OBLIGATION, I SUPPOSE, TO SHOW WHAT’S GOING ON IN THERE AND SHOWING HOW STATUS AND FAME AND POWER AND ALL OF THESE SMALL LITTLE VESTMENTS THAT WE PUT ON ARE REALLY ACTUALLY VERY FLIMSY AND DESERVE TO BE PULLED OFF EVERY NOW AND THEN SO THAT WE CAN REALLY SEE OURSELVES.>>Reporter: BUT AFTER THE APPLE CAMPAIGN ENDED AND THEN JON STEWART WENT OFF THE AIR, HODGMAN SAYS THE INVITATIONS STARTED TO SLOW. AND THEN CAME THE RUN IN WITH THE CORGIS.>>WE ALL LOSE JOBS, OR WE AGE OUT OF JOBS, OR WE GET DUMPED BY SOMEONE, OR A TEACHER TAKES US ASIDE AND SAID, “YOU’RE NOT DOING A GREAT JOB,” YOU KNOW. WE ALL LOSE STATUS, AND EVEN THOUGH IT MIGHT MAKE YOU DEFENSIVE AND ANGRY, IF YOU TAKE A MOMENT, YOU CAN ALSO REFLECT. YOU CAN READJUST WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT TO DO IN YOUR LIFE, AND YOU CAN BE BETTER. SO, HUMILIATION IS A, YOU KNOW… EXCEPT WHEN IT’S PURELY CRUEL, IT’S ACTUALLY A KIND OF GIFT, YOU KNOW, AND IT IS PART OF THE SAME IMPULSE THAT LEADS TO HUMILITY.

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