Jerry Seinfeld & Cardi B: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis

Jerry Seinfeld & Cardi B: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis

(Between Two Ferns Theme) – I had President Hillary
Clinton on last time, and now I have this guy. It’s like.
(rustling) But it’s like I Love the 90s. We might as well have Lorena
Bobbitt as a guest, you know. Get an Us Weekly or Teen People
and find a legitimate guest! Hi, my name is Zach Galifianakis. Welcome to another edition
of Between Two Ferns. My guest today is Jerry (mumbling) Seinfeld. – Really thrilled to be here. – Seems like everyone
from the Seinfeld cast has gone on to do, you know, great, wonderful stuff. Elaine is on Veep and
an Emmy Award winner, Kramer did that great stand-up bit. It’s been a real launching pad for whites. (deep breath) Okay. – Actor, writer, comedian, producer; which of Larry David’s skills
do you admire the most? You have Comedians in
Cards Getting Coffee. James Corden has Carpool Karaoke. What’s next in lazy car-based, non-comedy? (rustling) You know that movie you made, Bee Movie? Don’t you think it should’ve been called D- Movie? (chuckling) – It’s called Bee Movie
because it’s about bees! But it was the number one
movie when it came out, so I had that feeling, which you had in the first Hangover. And then, do you think if they
only made one Hangover and didn’t make the other two, it would be considered a comedy classic? Do you think that you
destroyed what would have been a comedy classic by the
cash grab of 2 and 3? – Let me ask you a question! Do you have relatives that need emergency surgery all the time?! Well I do! My Aunt Deborah needed a
baboon heart transplant! That’s why I did Hangover 2! My Uncle Dicky, his
yacht club burned down. That’s why I did Hangover 3, it’s to save my uncle’s yacht club! And to buy myself a stretch hummer. – That’s a great, great story. It really has a funny ending. I can’t wait to tell that at dinner later. Do you get professional haircuts? – There’s a guy, he’s, he’s fantastic. His name’s Sam.
(rustling) Oh, he’s here! Oh, this is exciting, a
little Seinfeld reunion. – Oh! – Come on out! (click)
(“Seinfeld Theme Song”) (click) – Hello, Jerry. – Hey, Wayne, good to see you! – Hey, good to see you!
How ya doin’? – No, you’re supposed to say “Hello, Newman.” – Yeah, no, that’s when
I’m playing a character. – He’s Newman. – [Jerry] No.
– No, my name is Wayne Knight. – Why would you have him come down, and, and use him that way,
that cliche, you know, exploitative way of just having him do his catchphrase from the show. – I thought that’s what you wanted. I was disappointed, but I didn’t know. – No, I didn’t even know you were coming! (rustling) – Thank you. Oh, can you just look
right into the camera. Which one? Can you just look right into the camera and go “Don’t forget to vote funny!” Right here, this is the camera. – I see the camera, but
I don’t like the line. – I know, but the more clicks I get– – I don’t care about- – My brand shoots up.
– your clicks. “Hey, it’s Jerry Seinfeld! Don’t forget to vote funny!” And then maybe “Catch ya on the downlow,” something, whatever, like what millenials would say. – I don’t wanna do that. – “Hey brah”, “don’t forget to click funny, bro!” – No. – So just do it.
– Nah I don’t give a shit. – Oh, fuck it, I’ll do it. Hey, don’t forget to click funny, bro! (murmuring)
– pssst Zach – Really? Okay. She’s here. Okay, we have a better
guest, we have another guest. (humming)
– Oh! I thought I was– – Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Cardi B. (click)
(rap music) – [Cardi B] Hey, everybody! – Hey, Cardi!
– Oh, my god! – [Cardi B] Hi!
– Hey, how are you?! So great to see you! This is Jerry.
– Hi, Cardi. – [Cardi B] Oh, hi, how are you?
– Nice to meet you. – Nice to meet you. – Wow, this is– – Jerry, can you take the crate? Uh, there’s a milk crate that they put. Cardi, you sit there. – Yeah, but–
(murmuring) – Move down! Hi! Cardi B, Zachy G, Jerry J. – What’s the J? – Jew. Cardi, your album is
gangbusters, you’re a giant star. I mean, are you able to look at all this and just take it in? Is your life nuts?! – Ahhhhhhh, exhausting and– – You’re about to have a baby, right?! – [Cardi B] Yeah.
– Great! So we got you a gift,
(rustling) ’cause that’s what you
do in show business. – Oh, wow thank you.
– You’re welcome. – See, I got a gift. – Yeah, no, I didn’t get anything. – Ooh, Rap Fan! – Yes! I don’t know if you’re
gonna have a boy or a girl, but the color is gender neutral, so. – I’m special. – You are special. But the most important thing
is that you’re relevant. – Boy, this is a really
different interview than the one I did. I’m not even between the ferns anymore! I don’t even fit the
description of the show- – You’re to the right. When
I do another show called “To the Right of a Fern”– – [Jerry] Yeah. – You’ll be the first guest. But right now it’s Cardi B and I Trying to get to know each other. Cardi, thank you so much for
coming by and savin’ the show. Cardi B, everybody! Thanks for coming. – [Cardi B] Thank you so much.
– Thank you – It was so nice meeting you. – [Whispers] Don’t hug
Jerry, just walk away. – Yes, man. It’s so nice meeting you. – Okay, buh-bye! – That was the opposite of
what happened with Kesha. – Good Good Good–
– So anyways– – Yup, thank you. Uh, thank you to Jerry Seinfeld for being our guest. And, um, thank you Cardi B. Great show. (click)
(“Seinfeld Theme Song”) (“Seinfeld Theme Song”) Ya ever have a talk show, and, on that talk show, the, the guest is really lame? One of my guests, he had
a show on when, you know, the Counting Crows were popular. But, if you look at his face it’s more like Counting Crows Feet. (Between Two Ferns Theme) (whooshing) (squeaking)

100 thoughts on “Jerry Seinfeld & Cardi B: Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis

  1. Does anyone know what Kramer's great standup bit was ? I'd love to see it.
    I didn't even know he was doing standup ! I bet he's awesome though.
    Could someone link to it ?
    I always felt Kramer was almost like a black guy in a white guys body so as a black guy myself I'm really keen km to see his take on the current issues, especially immigration, race, etc.
    He's probably working on an HBO special right now, if he's been doing standup for a while now ? I can't believe I missed this.
    He's one of the funniest men alive. I need to check out this great standup bit but I can't find it.
    Any help would be greatly appreciated.

  2. I have tried a couple of times to give Jerry Seinfeld a chance, and I cannot find anything funny about this guy. No stand-ups, no TV series, no movies etc, everything he is in is not funny to me, am I alone in this lol πŸ˜† that's what I find funny

  3. I must not have gotten the memo…
    Why is Cardi B famous again?
    I’ve heard her β€œmusic” …
    really terrible …
    And I’ve heard her speak …
    She really has a low IQ…

    So ; I need a little more information for an explanation.

  4. Jerry Signfeld – Funny 1993 – 1997 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ they should put this on his tombstone!!!

  5. I know this is all a joke but it is true that in real life Jerry Seinfeld really is an ignorant and arrogant ass hole!!!!

  6. Seinfeld has a legacy. The re-runs probably still have more viewers than these 5 minute clips which will be forgotten in a month. Oh yeah, the joke that Seinfeld is Jewish, that was just hilarious. Epoch improvisation. Woo! Way to go Zach. Really nailed it. Having Jewish heritage is bad and shameful even though Jesus was Jewish and Christianity is based on Judaism. Now excuse me while I remove your videos from my YouTube algorithm and boycott any show or movie you're in.

  7. In fairness, if you had to bet on which of these three would ruin their careers and be exposed as a rapist you probably wouldn't have guessed it was gonna be Cardi.

  8. I can’t tell whether Seinfeld was in on this or not bc he was very convincing as being annoyed and confused of what’s going on lmao

  9. He’s got something in common with will I am they both want to be something they not one be cool the second be funny he’s a poor mans jack black I thought when watching the hang over jack black should of played this must be a American thing like I love Lucy a shit comedy πŸ™„

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