Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes – A Family Man of Dogs | truTV

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes – A Family Man of Dogs | truTV


Where the [bleep]
is his eye? Is this your dog?
It’s got no eye. -It’s got one eye.
-One eye. This dog’s gonna let me carry it? -Yeah, absolutely.
-I can’t take — A couple things. No pissing and [bleep] on me. -No, no, it already did that.
-Got him? Oh, it’s like
a hot fur bag. Q: [ Laughs ]
It does look adorable. What I’m seeing is adorable. Yeah, Cannoli missed
you, too, so… -What?
-Cannoli missed you. I got five dogs. [ Laughter ] You son of a bitch. There he is,
a family man of dogs. Cannoli, please.
Just come with us. Joe: This is you in
a dog version. Flat feet,
slightly overweight. And you’re being carried by your friends. [ Laughs ] Whoo! Hot, hot, hot, right? Hot. All right. This guy here. His name’s Humidity. This guy’s name’s
Humidity. “‘Cause I [bleep]
hate him.” ‘Cause I [bleep]
hate it. -[ Laughs ]
-[ Laughs ] -My baby over here…
-Her name’s Bullet… her name is Bullet… “…in tribute to the way
I put her mother down.” [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] It’s a tribute to the way
we put her mother down. Boom. One shot, straight
to the middle of the eyes. [ Laughter ] I’m telling you guys, I don’t
even have to go out there. You see that brick
building right there? That’s a restroom. I don’t want to take
this guy in there. Do you want —
Oh, how you doing? Yeah, yeah, that’s — Okay. Why
don’t I just move right here? -Put him right on her.
-What was your name, sir? -David.
-David, okay. I’ll give David Bullet.
Bullet. -And what’s your name, dear?
-Carmen. -Carmen?
-Give me the baby. Carmen, Carmen,
I’ll give you Humidity. I’m gonna run to the bathroom.
I’ll be back in 30 seconds. -It’s okay, honey. It’s okay.
-30 seconds, dear. Thanks.
-All right, I’m in. Oh. Oh! [ Laughs ] Cannoli’s
getting friendly! Oh, what, do they have
a play date, these guys? What, do they got
a play date? What’s his name? Ohh! You know it, Dave!
You know it, Dave! Do you know the name
of this dog? -Uh…he said Humidity.
-Humidity?! I wonder why.
Why Humidity? I don’t know.
He says he hates it. -One! One! One!
-What is his name? -Bullet.
-Bullet? -How come?
-Oh, why Bullet? Why would somebody
name a dog Bullet? [ Laughs ] Yes! Ohh!

44 thoughts on “Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes – A Family Man of Dogs | truTV

  1. A good idea for a Christmas episode would be where they dress up as one of those Santa’s who lets kids sit on their lap and be really mean to the kids

  2. So im also Italian and zeppole is a type of food and its so yum! You can either have it as a sweet or savory food, it's deep fried dough, it's like a little donut. My favourite way is to have them savory, they can be stuffed with either cheese or anchovies 😍

  3. Best Impractical Jokers quotes:
    "I GOT SES… SCROTUM ELBOW SYNDROME. WHAT'S THAT YOU ASK? IT'S WHEN LITTLE POUCHES OF WATER ACCUMULATE IN THE ELBOW AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THAT BABY BALLSACK!! THIS IS A FAKE ARM"

  4. A good idea for a Christmas episode would be where they dress up as one of those Santa’s who lets kids sit on their lap and be really mean to the kids

  5. "We named him bullet as a tribute to the way we put his mother down" πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

  6. One of the reasons I love this show is they use natural selection of different races, black, asian, white, mexican, etc. unlike other shows.

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