Where the [bleep]
is his eye? Is this your dog?
It’s got no eye. -It’s got one eye.
-One eye. This dog’s gonna let me carry it? -Yeah, absolutely.
-I can’t take — A couple things. No pissing and [bleep] on me. -No, no, it already did that.
-Got him? Oh, it’s like
a hot fur bag. Q: [ Laughs ]
It does look adorable. What I’m seeing is adorable. Yeah, Cannoli missed
you, too, so… -What?
-Cannoli missed you. I got five dogs. [ Laughter ] You son of a bitch. There he is,
a family man of dogs. Cannoli, please.
Just come with us. Joe: This is you in
a dog version. Flat feet,
slightly overweight. And you’re being carried by your friends. [ Laughs ] Whoo! Hot, hot, hot, right? Hot. All right. This guy here. His name’s Humidity. This guy’s name’s
Humidity. “‘Cause I [bleep]
hate him.” ‘Cause I [bleep]
hate it. -[ Laughs ]
-[ Laughs ] -My baby over here…
-Her name’s Bullet… her name is Bullet… “…in tribute to the way
I put her mother down.” [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] It’s a tribute to the way
we put her mother down. Boom. One shot, straight
to the middle of the eyes. [ Laughter ] I’m telling you guys, I don’t
even have to go out there. You see that brick
building right there? That’s a restroom. I don’t want to take
this guy in there. Do you want —
Oh, how you doing? Yeah, yeah, that’s — Okay. Why
don’t I just move right here? -Put him right on her.
-What was your name, sir? -David.
-David, okay. I’ll give David Bullet.
Bullet. -And what’s your name, dear?
-Give me the baby. Carmen, Carmen,
I’ll give you Humidity. I’m gonna run to the bathroom.
I’ll be back in 30 seconds. -It’s okay, honey. It’s okay.
-30 seconds, dear. Thanks.
-All right, I’m in. Oh. Oh! [ Laughs ] Cannoli’s
getting friendly! Oh, what, do they have
a play date, these guys? What, do they got
a play date? What’s his name? Ohh! You know it, Dave!
You know it, Dave! Do you know the name
of this dog? -Uh…he said Humidity.
-Humidity?! I wonder why.
Why Humidity? I don’t know.
He says he hates it. -One! One! One!
-What is his name? -Bullet.
-Bullet? -How come?
-Oh, why Bullet? Why would somebody
name a dog Bullet? [ Laughs ] Yes! Ohh!