Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes – A Family Man of Dogs | truTV

Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes – A Family Man of Dogs | truTV


Where the [bleep]
is his eye? Is this your dog?
It’s got no eye. -It’s got one eye.
-One eye. This dog’s gonna let me carry it? -Yeah, absolutely.
-I can’t take — A couple things. No pissing and [bleep] on me. -No, no, it already did that.
-Got him? Oh, it’s like
a hot fur bag. Q: [ Laughs ]
It does look adorable. What I’m seeing is adorable. Yeah, Cannoli missed
you, too, so… -What?
-Cannoli missed you. I got five dogs. [ Laughter ] You son of a bitch. There he is,
a family man of dogs. Cannoli, please.
Just come with us. Joe: This is you in
a dog version. Flat feet,
slightly overweight. And you’re being carried by your friends. [ Laughs ] Whoo! Hot, hot, hot, right? Hot. All right. This guy here. His name’s Humidity. This guy’s name’s
Humidity. “‘Cause I [bleep]
hate him.” ‘Cause I [bleep]
hate it. -[ Laughs ]
-[ Laughs ] -My baby over here…
-Her name’s Bullet… her name is Bullet… “…in tribute to the way
I put her mother down.” [ Laughter ] [ Laughter ] It’s a tribute to the way
we put her mother down. Boom. One shot, straight
to the middle of the eyes. [ Laughter ] I’m telling you guys, I don’t
even have to go out there. You see that brick
building right there? That’s a restroom. I don’t want to take
this guy in there. Do you want —
Oh, how you doing? Yeah, yeah, that’s — Okay. Why
don’t I just move right here? -Put him right on her.
-What was your name, sir? -David.
-David, okay. I’ll give David Bullet.
Bullet. -And what’s your name, dear?
-Carmen. -Carmen?
-Give me the baby. Carmen, Carmen,
I’ll give you Humidity. I’m gonna run to the bathroom.
I’ll be back in 30 seconds. -It’s okay, honey. It’s okay.
-30 seconds, dear. Thanks.
-All right, I’m in. Oh. Oh! [ Laughs ] Cannoli’s
getting friendly! Oh, what, do they have
a play date, these guys? What, do they got
a play date? What’s his name? Ohh! You know it, Dave!
You know it, Dave! Do you know the name
of this dog? -Uh…he said Humidity.
-Humidity?! I wonder why.
Why Humidity? I don’t know.
He says he hates it. -One! One! One!
-What is his name? -Bullet.
-Bullet? -How come?
-Oh, why Bullet? Why would somebody
name a dog Bullet? [ Laughs ] Yes! Ohh!

44 thoughts on “Impractical Jokers: Inside Jokes – A Family Man of Dogs | truTV

  1. A good idea for a Christmas episode would be where they dress up as one of those Santaโ€™s who lets kids sit on their lap and be really mean to the kids

  2. So im also Italian and zeppole is a type of food and its so yum! You can either have it as a sweet or savory food, it's deep fried dough, it's like a little donut. My favourite way is to have them savory, they can be stuffed with either cheese or anchovies ๐Ÿ˜

  3. Best Impractical Jokers quotes:
    "I GOT SES… SCROTUM ELBOW SYNDROME. WHAT'S THAT YOU ASK? IT'S WHEN LITTLE POUCHES OF WATER ACCUMULATE IN THE ELBOW AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT THAT BABY BALLSACK!! THIS IS A FAKE ARM"

  4. A good idea for a Christmas episode would be where they dress up as one of those Santaโ€™s who lets kids sit on their lap and be really mean to the kids

  5. "We named him bullet as a tribute to the way we put his mother down" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  6. One of the reasons I love this show is they use natural selection of different races, black, asian, white, mexican, etc. unlike other shows.

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