Honest Government Ad | Julian Assange

Honest Government Ad | Julian Assange


Hello I am from the British Government with a fabulous announcement No I’m sorry, we still haven’t sorted out this bleeding shitshow But we have finally managed to arrest our most wanted criminal No the other one: WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange Once we’re done we’ll extradite his skippy
arse off to Virginia to face a grand jury Coz we’re America’s bitch. Yeah baby We’d like to thank all who aided us in this operation especially the Ecuadorian Government Hola, I’m from the Ecuadorian Government
and I’m here to confirm that our new President is America’s bitch too That is why he agreed to cancel hairy hacker’s political asylum and let pigs enter our embassy to arrest him (Can we have our IMF loan now please?) Hello I’m from the Australien Government Since Mr Assange is our citizen, we feel compelled to state in the strongest possible terms that We are America’s bitch too That’s why both of these bungstains will
leave him up shit creek without a paddle After all, we’re the same dickholes who
are prosecuting whistleblowers and banning encryption to make it harder for journalists
to expose our shitfuckery Hello, I’m from the US Government We’re grateful to all our bitches for handing over David Letterman I mean Julian Assange Who is wanted on charges of making us look like war criminals Which of course we are We have indicted the accused for the crime
of helping his source to anonymously access documents in the public interest Otherwise known as: GOOD JOURNALISM Journalists of course are not supposed to be good They’re meant to be piss-weak unquestioning stenographers who publish what we tolerate By extraditing a foreign journalist, we hope
to send a clear warning to all journalists: not to mess with our shit We ask all of you to cooperate with us in
setting this dangerous precedent by focusing on how the accused is a bit of an asshole instead of our attempts to destroy your press freedom American Empire Authorised by the United Bitches of America

100 thoughts on “Honest Government Ad | Julian Assange

  1. Hello friends, welcome to our latest Honest Government Ad. I was mid-way through writing an Aussie election episode when news broke of the US Government unsealing an indictment against Julian Assange. I wasn’t planning to make a video about this, but after seeing the sheer avalanche of bullshit that followed in the media, I just had to. Please make sure to read the Sources and Links I pasted in the video description. EDIT: Thanks to everyone who has translated the video! x Giordano

  2. I love it, love it, love it! A little strong, but so is most good medicine. It's like they all accuse the opposition of doing the exact same thing they themselves are doing. Sounds like a Killary thing; a demo thing; a Nazi thing.

  3. Learning how to curse and use 'foul-Language' takes concerted effort, practice and enunciations…keep these coming! Wonderful, hope to donate after 'purchase for mat is setup on my website: www.nukiemole.org

  4. After being offline for a few months its great to see that you guys are still producing great video satire. 🙂 <3

  5. Let's ask GoogleTube how the 1,700 dislikes came about. I really don't believe those were regular users. Does someone have a little NSA app, downvoting troublesome truths, mmm? It's funny how none of all this negativity is expressed in the effing human comments, GoogleTube!

  6. Please, send a "Io" for the Brazilians. We have bitches too! We just handed Alcantara´s Air Base, Embraer and we are already cutting Petrobras in pieces to better sell to the US! We deserve some credit for Bolsonaro's bitchness!

  7. While I agree with this video. Julian Assange was never ever a reporter of any kind. He was always just an internet hacher looking for gold and then dispersing it. If you people think only America is the one committing crimes around the world you're all insane. Every single country in this world is run by a crazy ass mother f*** who would step on anybody to get more power. And Julian Assange just give those people those opportunities. He's not really a good guy he's just a guy creating a mess.

  8. The real news is that majority of the citizens of these countries are completely fine with this.

  9. Everything can be summarized on

    ''chaoscausians [specially males, mostly] can't think in rational manner''

  10. This may be satire comedy, but it is closer to the truth to what our Main Stream Media and Governments get up to in the Anglosphere. Anglosphere is all English speaking countries, Canada, USA, UK, Aus, NZ. They are all economically going down the same path. With the exact same bullshit media propaganda and Government policies, which involves the rich getting stinking rich and falling wages and living standards for the common plebs. The whole Angloshere are turning into total arseholes toward their own people.

  11. Speaking of BS ..the cult Julian ran from as a kid was LSD using white brotherhood aka the family aka Anne Hamilton Byrne. Leif Meyll aka Leif Hamilton..surrogate son, fathered Juliana brother and was hard on him ..I reckon Julian got LSD mind controlled by step dad ..hacks NASA gets slap on wrist followed by pirate bay funding wiki leaks..that means LSD maker Sandoz who seems to have twice bought Julians sponsor's aka Lunstroms waasbread co ..note he is a neonazi ..and julian toppled hilary with wikileaks claiming source was hack by seth not russia, note julian helped manning and snowden hack and drop us propaganda..tough guy video while pretending to be shocked ..even flat emotion and fake blonde hair …my money is on him being superskilled double agent, aka Manchurian candidate using latest technology..like others they better killed or captured post mission..he'd be freaking if he's been tortured before esp if as drugged kid ..sorry lefties, my monies on sucked in by white elites wrt you hero …taking bets I'm wrong …small money on pension …also the money to Ecuador is biggest price on any head, and it gave him opportunity to hack them..you're not as smart as you might think peeps ..go deep down the LSD mind control experiments tunnels ..for reals..

  12. Angry😠Earthling🌎.
    OMG, SOMEONE FROM YOUTUBE FORGOT TO TURN THE COMMENT SECTION OFF AND NOW I'M FREE TO RUN RIOT HERE WITH MY COMMENTS. I LOVE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE IT'S BOTH HONEST AND FACTUAL AND AS FOR MR. JULIAN ASSANGE, WELL IN THIS MAN WE HAVE A REAL HERO WHO TOLD THE TRUTH AND FOR DOING SO WILL HE WILL PROBABLY SPEND THE REMAINDER OF HIS LIFE IN PRISON AND THAT'S A SAD END TO A BRAVE MAN. JOURNALISM IS DEAD AND WE ARE NOW FED BULLSHIT WHICH SUITS THE ELITE WHO THROUGH THEIR OWN SELFISH GREED FOR WEALTH AND POWER HAVE FUCKED UP OUR LIVES AND THOSE OF GENERATIONS TO COME, WHAT A BUNCH OF HEARTLESS NARCISSISTIC WANKERS.

  13. Not just that he’s of bad character and a misogynist , but he did some dodgy stuff in Sweden that he should answer for.

  14. I cannot deal with this obvious dubbing. Even if it is on purpose. Don't care how awesome your message is. Just record the people real-time and run it as is.

  15. Wait until America commissions Pedofilewood, oops (Hollywood) to make a Movie on how their the 'Best' in the world at handling truth seekers. Because only America can make their 👺Pure Evil agenda look like a Heroic, God like, we saved the world again movie. 🎬🏆
    Just makes you feel all warm & fuzzy inside don't it……Not!

  16. Shut up just shut up, why are human bestow such a curse, personal life, political life and even peace leader is suffering from depression right now so just shut up, we will fight later 01, i am not in the mood.

  17. Love these honest adds but you got this all wrong.. you're not Americas bitches but Israel's bitches🐩🐩🐩

  18. I loved it but it’s sad there’s so many mindless sheep out there that don’t care that our governments really don’t give a s—-t what we think, you know were doing this for your own good because if you have to much information you stop being sheep

  19. I've just, today, learned on Aussitralia'ss 60 Minuted that the world will now have to chase a new Assange. Now I can't wait to hear the real story on thejuicemedia, Australia'ss most trusted news channel, about this 10 000 pages CrownLeak Mediasaster for Emperialist billionaire and Aussitralala next President/prime ribist/whatever big corpolitical boss. Cause leaks are illegal and whistleblowers must be plugged in secret courts then terminated in secret places that don't exist. Nothing says corporate responsability like ah shit my stupid employees got cought I'll lose millions whhhiiinnneeee!

  20. People talked about storming Area 51, The white house and Pentagon would have been a much more worthwhile cause…. For all mankind (well except for those in government lol). If people use the same tactic that the government is using on people, they would be to afraid because they will come in their millions with pitchforks and torches… In the government's eye's, if they let this one go! What's there to stop the rest of the journalists from doing the same? So sit back and enjoy your controlled freedom of speech or stand up and fight for the freedom that speech deserves!

  21. your spot on ,give it to the bitches ,The gutless sissy from Australia needs the US for moral support .oh year and their armament.Since australia gives all its money to so called immigrants who come their for free pensions and the sbs the multicultural crap station hates anglo australians .it said recently on sbs tv they hate nationalism.therefore they hate australians.

  22. What about this? https://thebloodyaussiebattler.com/harry-mike-discuss-money/
    Why are we letting the government pass legislation to allow the banks to empty our bank accounts and Super accounts if they need more of OUR money? Sign the Petition, click on the link in the page….

  23. JAJJAJAJA Lenin moreno es una american bitch! Seguro…. lo mejor que escuche hoy. solo porque no está arrodillado al foro de San Pablo… Dios mío

  24. Every last country, state, city, village is our bitch.
    What are you gonna do about it bitches?
    Lol
    " Well you see it's not me
    It's not my family
    In your head, in your head, they're still fighting
    With their tanks and their guns and their bombs and their bombs in your head in your head they're still dying
    What's in your head ?
    in your head Zombie Zombie Zomb-I-e, ie-ie-ie-ah-uh-ah-uh-ah-uh, ahhh, ahhh….."
    The Cranberries

  25. Hey, don't mess with the U.S.
    Or we'll be on you like white on rice,, in a glass of milk, on a paper plate, in a snowstorm.
    We'll put our foot so far up your ass the water on our Knee will quench your thirst!
    I endorse this message…
    Lol

  26. I wanted to give this a like because it’s well done but I cannot. It portrays Assange as a good journalist when in fact he does Russia’s bidding. How about Wikileaks exposing Russian communications of them downing the Malaysian flight and then covering it up and blaming it on the Ukrainian military ? That’s much worse than the US killing terrorists. They did 9/11 and many other atrocities that I cheered those videos

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