Honest Government Ad | How good is Australia!

Honest Government Ad | How good is Australia!

Visit Australia! Home to shitloads of vanishing wonders The Great Barrier Reef Press freedom Penalty rates It’s also home to a unique array of poisonous parasites How good is Australia Ancient land of mysteries Like, how the fuck are we gonna tackle the
climate emergency with these pricks at the helm And why are we the shit version of New Zealand? And above all, why did Aussies re-elect a
Government that’s fucking them over? We’re not sure either, but here at the Australien
Government we believe in miracles Like fake how-to-vote cards, fake placards
and fake fear campaigns How good is bullshit So come on, visit Australia Thanks to us, each State offers a unique flavour
of shitfuckery WA! Where mining companies make billions and pay
fuck all taxes But hey look at everything the’ve given back quaint ghost towns, unemployment
and a meth epidemic How good was the mining boom Just like what’s about to happen in Queensland How good is Adani Sure it will kill what’s left of the Reef
and the stacks of jobs it supports but by the time Queenslanders realise we’ve
sold off their future, water and world heritage sites we’ll be long gone Dickheads South Australia Full of annoying shit that threatens our fossil-fuel
sponsored police state like their hundred percent renewable energy target and bloody Rex Patrick New South Wales! Where nightlife, festivals and koalas go to die How good’s the sixth mass extinction Victoria! Home to regrettable scourges like deforestation Transurban and Eddie McGuire The NT! Last remaining wilderness Which we’re about to start fracking the shit out of Also doubles as a prison for Indigenous kids a testground for fascist income control policies and a home for US spy bases to carry out illegal
mass surveillance and drone strikes How good is colonialism-neoliberalism-war Tasmania! Where everyone will escape to when shit hits the fan And then get killed in a bushfire And lastly, the ACT Take a tour of Bullshit HQ And don’t miss the aptly named Museum of Democracy So what you waiting for? We’ve saved you a spot on the beach We’ve whitened the reef Scott’s fired up the coal furnaces Joshy’s given our mates a fat tax break And Dutto’s finally collected all six infinity stones So where the bloody hell are you? (Don’t say New Zealand with those woke kiwi c*nts) Visit Australia! How good is shitfuckery Authorised by Tourism New Zealand

100 thoughts on “Honest Government Ad | How good is Australia!

  1. Too bad the average Australian is to deaf, dumb and just plain blind and stupid to see the corruption being rammed up their arses…

  2. Another shit video that is about as funny as lukemia probably made by some dead shit uni students doing arts degrees that will have no real employment prospects and never contribute to society. Massive dislike!

  3. Shitfuckery rules
    Love these ads. Just came back from brisbane and gold coast. Loved it and witnessed first hand shitfuckery at the hands of Tom Tate. What an nutter cunt he is
    Cut the koala and wildlifebudget by $12.000 the day after u visited currumbin wildlife sanctuary why? To build casinos on the gold coast. Prick. News flash most tourists dont go to Queensland to gamble you go vegas. And the goldcoast for beeches and wildlife
    Fuck Tom Tate the Shitfuckerist

  4. Visit Australia she said, die in a bush fire you did. 🤣 Shitfuckery is still one of my favorite swear words. This is gold.

  5. Even though I am the least person to speak about australia, being an Indian, and I don't know why it showed up in my recommendations but this is hilarious as fuck

  6. But the silent majority just call us all lefties and keep voting against their own interests. It can all be changed but no one does anything and we patronize protesters and dissenters.

  7. I like how South Australia is mentioned as wanting 100% renewables but here is the catch the power companys were privatized and now SA has the most expensive electricity bills in Australia. The cost of doing the right thing sends Australians broke. The next hair brain idea is to privatize the public transport services, that will increase fares by double GENIUS IDEA!

  8. It's so cute the way you paw away at that calculator. I bet you'd be great at… errr…

    "doing my taxes".

  9. Nice to know this is happening all over the world and not just in my country. Also, sad and horribly depression to know this is happening all over the world and not just in my country.

  10. I'm impressed that you know so much about Australia. Its more a company than a country but then you are going down the exact same path. Someone kills Muslims and isn't even from New Zealand and you lose all your best guns. Sound familiar? Don't be too smug. All over the world the left is trying to keep itself alive by importing people dumb enough to vote for them because only dumb people do vote for them and that means Muslims who refuse to assimilate and Africans who ramp up the violence every where they go as they compete with the local criminals.

  11. This is some of the worst Marxist propaganda I’ve ever seen. Karl Marx and Stalin would be Avery disappointed in you juice media😩😩😩

  12. A shit version of NZ 👍🏼 authorized by tourism NZ👍🏼….I laughed my ass of…..love from NZ ❤

  13. Australian politics achieves exactly what it sets out to do: those people far more powerful and important than you or I get all their needs met. Job done.

  14. Please don't tell me you, Juice Media, think yourself "woke". That's not a better alternative to corporate shitfuckery.

  15. damn. kinda regret changing trip destination from australia to vietnam with my best friends. so many wonders and amazing things. would've been great to see the newly discovered poisonous parasites on this video too

  16. Growing up in Canada, We had less than 0% education on Australia as it, simply just existed on our maps. Late into my teens I obsessed with the idea of Australians, They're fucking sex! Who wouldn't want that all up inside them? I mean.. Besides the fact i hear about how large your insects are and how hot your climate is..we never truly knew how bad it seems. I am sorry, it's fucking garbage here too, except your breath and tears instantly freeze when you walk outside during certain months.. and our Govn has sold out to China, so we are whipped.

  17. Yep, pretty much. Did you leave out Queensland? Or did I miss it. Besides the cops and corruption I'm probably moving there. NSW is fucked.

  18. applause for your another astonishing video. I have question for you, how often do you change the calculator batteries? or is it coal powered calculator? lol lol

    edit: do pressing like button violate new australien rule? if yes then Im fucked up

  19. We should do this sort of Krappurry in our 100% clean green Nz and hope the tourism board endorses it! If not how about the aussie tourism board endorses it.

  20. Ah, this channel reminds me we're not alone in our completely fucked up government in the US. Wonder when our good Christian democracy bombs we've been dropping all over the ME might share a little democracy with the West. When do we get some democracy?

  21. Every time I see that fucker Clive Palmer I just imagine him and that fugly moll Gina Swineheart in a pigs trough eating shit together…and dont EVEN get me started on that Hillsonger nutbag ScoMo, Eddie McFuckface McGuire and Peter "Dead-Eyed dickwad" Dutton….what a bunch of fucking losers…but even worse are the narcassistic penny-pincher fucktards that elected/propped them up in other words…BABY-BOOMERS who sold their souls and flushed their childrens,/grandkids future right down the bog-hole. BABY-BOOMERS FUCK YOU. Hope you all rot in soiled nappies in the nursing home eating moldy catfood.

  22. Great satire…but what are we going to do about it. How do you defeat rigged media and I suspect rigged voting.

  23. Well if you don't like it there you can always come to America. Visit while you can, it will be dead and over run with spicks, Africans and Muslims in less than 100 years. By that time they'll have diminished all the financial securities such as wellfare and social security that the white man has put up for the last 100 years. Might be a good idea to learn Spanish.

  24. supposedly: "Scorpio Rising" loves sarcastic humor.
    i don't know if true but … it really turns mee on.

  25. Alright hall in marines OORAH let’s fire bomb the shit! Out of the mother fucking shit bag government! SEMPER FI mother fucker!

  26. it would be great to do a similar video on Canada, its hapless penchant for Liberal governments, their tendency to squander what little savings Canada has left, ruin civil liberties bill C-16, lax immigration, brainwashing CBC, non-existent military that requires funding, a social welfare state destined for ruin…

  27. THIS IS BRILLIANT, TAKING THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH! We can be pretty fucking stupid as a country!

  28. Its this sort of fake journalism that insinuates that the average aussie is to stupid to vote the way they know will improve their lives insted of pandering to the social justice movement. Im glad that left wing clap trap like this gets made cause it only emboldens average aussies to keep the likes of the greens an irrelevant party. Afterall, if Australia is so shit, why dont they bugger off to nz, and be lead by a pm who could only form government via a coalition, hardly having a mandate to implement her radical agenda.

  29. It's like why isn't the government putting solar panels in people's back yard's, hooking them up to the grid and lowering our power bills and just wait until the 5G batteries start massively increasing distance with electric powered things (zinc/bromine batteries made here in OZ🕶️🇦🇺) The company's name is Gelion🇦🇺🕶️

  30. Hey there, have you heard the 10,000 cash limit bill Australia is trying to sneak thru parliament in August… IN THE INTEREST OF THE PEOPLE did a recent video on this which I think all Aussies need to stand against and write to gov opposing this tyranny and control."

  31. The shitfuckery is going to be China's problem. They'll buy out the whole governing body soon enough. Let's start with Tamworth!

  32. I await the day Conservative Catholic voters realise they have been anally intruded by developers lying politicians and Con artist liberals…. Maybe I guess they like it

  33. You can be as shitty with the Liberals all you want. But when the shadow treasurer tells the Australian voting public; "If you don't like our policies, then don't vote for us," then his party is clearly not fit to govern.

    It's as simple as that. And that's how it went down.

    Living in a democracy does not guarantee you the right to see the government you voted for, sit in power.

    If you want guaranteed power, move to North Korea. They vote too, but only one name is on the ballot.

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