Honest Government Ad | Anti-Corruption Body (Federal ICAC)

Honest Government Ad | Anti-Corruption Body (Federal ICAC)


Hello, I’m from the Australien Government,
where we take corruption seriously So seriously that for the past 8 years we’ve
repeatedly voted against all proposals for a Federal Anti-Corruption watchdog And by “we” I mean both of these bung stains We know the vast majority of you think we’re corrupt and that you want a National Integrity Commission to keep this den of mendacious shitlords in check Which is impressive, coz there’s not
many things you do agree on But trust us. There’s no need for a
federal anti-corruption body we already take care of it ourselves You saw how firmly we dealt with Dutto after
he lied about those au-pairs or when we found out that he received millions in public funds for his childcare centres We put it to a vote… and we voted to not give a fuck! That’ll teach him Look, we all makes mistakes like when we sometimes spend a shitton of your tax dollars to take our kids on holidays or fly in a chopper to our own fundraiser We’re only human… well, most of us But if you claim a few extra bucks on your
welfare cheque, we’ll hunt you down like a criminal and ban you from travelling overseas,
you lying, cheating, peasant mother… Did you know every State has an anti-corruption body? The only place that doesn’t, is this And that’s coz corruption is extremely rare here Well apart from that one time we gave half
a billion dollars to our mates and that other billion we’re tryna give to another mate… and the unauthorised billions we gave to those companies running our offshore torture camps… Oh and all the donations we receive in return for favours and the revolving door through which 1 in 4 of us end up working as lobbyists, or executives in mining companies But apart from those… (and all the other cases you’ll never hear about) there’s clearly no need for a Federal ICAC! What’s that? “If we’ve got nothing to
hide, we’ve got nothing to worry about”? Aww sweetheart… that’s what we tell you
when we want to expand the surveillance state But if you want US to be transparent,
you can go eat a bag of dicks We’ve got shitheaps to hide Australien Government Coz fuck you Authorised by the Department of Nothing to See Here

100 thoughts on “Honest Government Ad | Anti-Corruption Body (Federal ICAC)

  1. how have i just found these. fucking perfect, needs a fundraising page so you can buy some prime television time for them.

  2. Their are 226 members of parliament (MPs+Senators) and 56 dislikes as of today which means that 170 members of parliament are yet to see this.

  3. It's got to where we dont think they're corrupt, we know they are. They don't even try and hide it anymore. Rupert will cover for them.

  4. Just curious: what's with the use of Indonesian slangs in the opening and closing of this video? Hilarious though…

  5. Dear lord, this channel is amazing, teach me mastah, your editing skills are beautiful! Also, I love the content you put up a lot. Wish you could cover some stuff in my country too :p

  6. Thanks so much for these videos! Absolutely insightful and learnt more of whats actually going on then I have ever watching the bullcrap news! Keep them coming…

  7. When the deficit grows too much out of control(from incompetence and corruption ), it will be time for austerity measures, and there will be cuts to essential services and social programs. Hurting the most vulnerable in society.

  8. evil white race working with evil malay race to colonize natives and steal their resources. both race are famous for stealing and piracy although the malays are at the lowest tier

  9. I agree with everything in this video except for 1:18 the illegal immigrants could've avoided those camps by not trying to illegally come into the country

  10. Your channel makes me pretty interested in Australian politics. So far I've only been following US, UK, EU and German politics pretty closely

  11. How come our ABC isn't onto this? Just joking, They work for the government. What happened to the magna carta? I think we have a rogue government. Wow!

  12. "We're only human"
    picture of Tony Abbot
    "Well… most of us"
    my love for Juice Media only grows stronger with each passing day

  13. Most of your videos cry out for some way to say it directly to their face… I am happy to report there is now a solution (I ain't in any way affiliated with them, just learned about it in No Such Thing As a Fish podcast today): https://dicksbymail.com/

  14. Government is a religion nothing else explains peoples delusions and misconceptions about what it really is and does.

  15. Ever wonder how the investment acumen of politicians appears to increase when elected. What about how the job pays around 300k and they end up being worth in excess of 75 million after 25 years. It does not add up. This series of videos is the best laugh I’ve had since the Yes Minister series in the 80s

  16. be a modern slave and enjoy ILLUSION BEING OF happy go lucky imbecile upright cattle of PSYCHOPATHS occult pharaohs network of puppet masters parasites "F"TOPIA.. WORLD IS A LIVE MANIFESTATION OF PSYCHOPATHS , SOCIOPATH , NARCISSISTS TRAITS

    STOP playing their bloody left right ,anti this that paradigm games never ending division confusion deception loops ,…WHAT WE REALLY LACK IS SHARING CARING LOVING ,SUPPORTING EACH OTHERS AND MORAL INTELLECTUALS ,…

    PEOPLE IGNORANCE AND COMPLIANCE IS THEIR POWER

    WAKE UP TO SEE THE FARM IS TO LEAVE IT.

  17. F_CK THE COMMIE AUSTRALIAN GOVERNMENT TYRANTS WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE! SEND THOSE CORRUPT MAGGOTS AND FRIENDS A MESSAGE! They take your guns, THEN TRAIN DOGS TO DO THE JOB! SHOOTING IS TOO HUMANE FOR THOSE CRIMINAL, CORRUPT MAGGOTS ANYWAY! SHOW THEM YOUR RESOLVE, AND THAT THEY WILL………………………………………NEVER EVER OWN YOU! More than one way to skin a cat, and MANY MANY WAYS TO REMOVE, DISGUSTING, CORRUPT, CRIMINAL MAGGOTS FROM GOVERNMENT!

  18. Are the people of Australia as blind as the brainwashed slaves here in america?
    If everybody would ever wake the fuck up to reality I vote we band together and take back what's ours and then giving to the corrupted something so pleasant that it would make Hitler's concentration camps look like a day at Disneyland……
    Oh yeah and the Sheila on this video is bloody amazing ,and Parkway Drive is the greatest band Ive ever heard.

  19. Keep up with the good work, more people need to know the truth… ignorant is not a blessing, ignorant is just ignorant.

  20. I'm Mexican and although i do not really know what is happening in Australia this is hilarious because it is the same exact thing over here.

    Saludos, desde Mexico

  21. This is the best. You've got excellent delivery, you're beautiful, smart, sassy, …..God! You're the best.

  22. Obviously, the word “Government” signals satire or parody. The real top-level state entity is properly spelled “Gunmint”.

  23. If we spoke about the government like that here in Malaysia we'd be in prison. 🤣 Ilove how free it is to speak openly in Australia 🇦🇺

  24. Can you please just start doing these for America. If you need the data I'm sure there are a million of us who would help you out. If I had any type of video or editing skills I'd do it myself. Maybe I should get off my lazy American ass and do it in the five hours a day I'm not working for shit wages.

  25. And shit, i thought my country is corrupt as fuck, i'm Indian, and yes, India is still close to a 3rd world country, and corruption is embedded in every politician. But, i thought first world countries like Australia wouldn't have that much corruption.

  26. Let me know what bunker that you'll go to……at least when things
    go south that you ladies can still make me laugh.

  27. If you want a real hard time, the pen is mightier than the sword, try complaining about Police corruption in NSW.

  28. And you wonder why when you're a country that was build by English Scottish Welsh and Irish criminals…. And ya shit at cricket

  29. “You’ve got nothing to fear if you’ve got nothing to hide”
    Is a great way to treat security

    Until the laws change on what you should hide

  30. Beautiful women with great smiles and charisma somehow make profanity and corruption sexy. I don't even know what your talking about half the time and I still watch til the end. Also thanks for talking fast and to the point. Love your work.

  31. Can you do some videos exposing your neighbor New Zealand. Wait don't. (They just sentenced a man for sharing the Christchurch shooting video and got a 21 months sentence.)

  32. Hello, I'm from the Department of Likes. Please like this comment and you will recieve a free bag of dicks and your personalized Fuck All Calculator 😁

  33. And not just ICAC! The Police, The Courts, The Family Court, The Government, DOCS, Sydney University, TAFE, Sydney College of the Arts, the list is endless.

  34. The big mistake is making a complaint. That's how one becomes a target for these corrupt scum. And Yes, they will kill you too. Free of charge or possibly a small fee.

  35. This is…saddening…Australian government accuse some countries of non-transparency, corruption, human right, etc etc…yet their citizens also suffer the same thing from them.

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