Honest Government Ad | 2019 Election (Season 1 Finale)

Honest Government Ad | 2019 Election (Season 1 Finale)

Hello, I’m from the Australien Government
with a final message before the election This could be our last ad, unless you re-elect us Which would be surprising.
Coz let’s face it, we really have been the biggest pack of mendacious shitlords this nation has ever seen But we also know you have short memories That’s why, for a fraction of the cost of
our official bullshit ads we’ve created a final Honest Ad to remind you of all our shitfuckery since you elected us And what an epic six years of shitfuckery it’s been That’s right: we gave Australia many fine PMs… Like Tony, who gave us countless suppositories of wisdom Malcolm, who’ll always be remembered for
Australia’s shitty internet And Sco-Mo, our Coal-fondler in Chief As well as a fine array of Ministers Like Pyney – Minister for Fuxing Arms Deals with Terrorists Dutto, Minister for Torturing Refugees Minister for the Department of Home Affairs Minister for Prosecuting Whistleblowers Minister for Whiteboards Minister for Sale Minister for wtf… And of course the Minister of Genuine Satire We’ve been strong on the economy: by declaring war on young people depriving them of affordable housing and education so we could help retired boomers buy their fifth investment property And by cutting penalty rates terrorising vulnerable people with fake debt letters and outsourcing our war on the poor to this mining billionaire and his cashless welfare card Coz mining billionaries own this Government! That’s why we used your tax dollars to help
them exploit a once-in a-lifetime resource boom, privatise the profits, and pay no tax Instead of setting up a sovereign fund like Norway did to ensure health, education and pensions for future generations Whereas we’re leaving you with approximately… Fuck all Australia Where 1 in 6 kids live in poverty, but we
found billions for these useless pieces of shit Where Indigenous child suicide is through the roof due to the intergenerational effects of colonisation so we went and spent 50 mill on another fucking Captain Cook statue Where we slash funding for schools and hospitals but found half a billion for a war memorial
upgrade nobody asked for Where we cut-off support for single parents and use your taxes to pay for our own political ad campaigns Where we let banks write the terms of royal commissions into themselves And let companies pay fuck-all taxes But we kept in touch with the common man by re-introducing knighthoods And choofing cigars after slashing your benefits We took corruption very seriously Which is why we’re so damn good at it We’ve given your money to our mates here, here, here, and here The Murray Darling basin still has small amounts
of water left, and if re-elected we’ll return some of it to the land’s Traditional Owners the cotton industry And Barney will buy back the rest with an
$80 million dollar cheque to some offshore tax haven Lucky we repeatedly voted against a Federal ICAC But our crowning achievement has been our climate policy [snort] just kidding we never had one. We cut every emission-reduction scheme we
could to sell off your children’s future and went out of our way to sabotage renewables We bleached the Reef… Coz “it’s okay to be white” Tried to count burning forests as a renewable resource Abolished the position of Science Minister… Coz who needs science when you’ve got the Bible? And as a parting fuck-you to all living things we rushed through the approval for this mega coal mine and this massive tumour, right on the eve of the election Throughout all this, we’ve bullshited you
to unimaginable heights We told you the debt’s decreasing when it’s
increasing Told you emissions are going down when they’re going up Told you renewables are causing blackouts Told you electric cars would steal your utes Told you refugees would steal your jobs…
and your welfare We gave you clusterfucks like our Census fail…
My HealthRecord… And the marriage equality PLEBBYSHITE! We introduced laws to break encryption so
we could spy on everyone And then exempted ourselves from those laws Cool and normal And to top it all of, we made it a crime to impersonate us. So don’t do it To help shovel all that bullshit into your
head we changed media ownership laws to enable monopolies like this and mergers like this to dominate your media We defunded the ABC and stacked its Board and deprived you of alternatives by sabotaging the NBN squandering the most vital infrastructure
upgrade of the century And on that note, we bid you fuck-you Australia It has been an honour to rig your rules Defund your schools Trash your reputation Sell your kids’ future And laugh as your reefs die, forests burn, and rivers dry But don’t worry, come what may, Honest Government
Ads will still be here after the election Coz we’re confident that a Labor Government
– whilst infintely less shit than us will still continue to serve the coal, gas and gambling lobbies that own both major parties And continue to bring you honest ads to keep
you informed of their shitfuckery Australien Government Authorised by the Department of Genuine Satire

100 thoughts on “Honest Government Ad | 2019 Election (Season 1 Finale)

  1. Jesus christ this shit makes Australia look even more shithole-y than America. Fucking hell, it might actually BE worse than America, and that's saying a LOT

  2. I heard they were bringing in a law saying you couldn't take the piss out of the government I don't think they'll be allowed to make this anymore

  3. An honest Australian looks at the clowns in our government who make the most insane decisions that are guaranteed to destroy the country and you think what the hell is going on? The opposite of all that’s right is happily voted in to law. Either they are complete idiots running the country or they are doing it deliberately as part of an agenda. They refuse to fix our nations problems while debating non issues as a time wasting procedure. The reason for all this madness is that our politicians don’t actually run the country as it is run by a shadow government who dictate policy. There is an agenda to cripple western nations to the point necessary for global control. Debt is the most effective tool and that is why billions are spent on ridiculous things like primitive submarines etc. All western democracies are controlled by two major parties who pretend to hate each other but have similar ways of destroying their nation.

  4. “To be GOVERNED is to be watched, inspected, spied upon, directed, law-driven, numbered, regulated, enrolled, indoctrinated, preached at, controlled, checked, estimated, valued, censured, commanded, by creatures who have neither the right nor the wisdom nor the virtue to do so. To be GOVERNED is to be at every operation, at every transaction noted, registered, counted, taxed, stamped, measured, numbered, assessed, licensed, authorized, admonished, prevented, forbidden, reformed, corrected, punished. It is, under pretext of public utility, and in the name of the general interest, to be place under contribution, drilled, fleeced, exploited, monopolized, extorted from, squeezed, hoaxed, robbed; then, at the slightest resistance, the first word of complaint, to be repressed, fined, vilified, harassed, hunted down, abused, clubbed, disarmed, bound, choked, imprisoned, judged, condemned, shot, deported, sacrificed, sold, betrayed; and to crown all, mocked, ridiculed, derided, outraged, dishonored. That is government; that is its justice; that is its morality."
    ― Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

  5. God Almighty! Shocking, even for someone who's followed this shit for decades…..Well, well, well, I guess it's miracle territory we need since 'the masses' just seem to get more ignorant, inspite of all the facts!

  6. Just out of curiosity: which is recorded first … the video or the voiceover? 🙂 I was wondering which would be easier, but couldn't figure it out.

  7. And the government is a bunch of satanic, corrupt, pedophiles who bull shit all day.
    agenda 30
    1984 George Orwell.
    Nice work girls.

  8. Gee, and I thought I was watching a video about the US Congress. My bad.

    And people here, love Wal-Mart. When Wal-Mart gets tax breaks, so shoppers pay for their effing discount.

  9. You are both fantastic. Your topics are well research and perfectly presented. And, you're both beautiful. Really well done!

  10. 1 in 6 kids in poverty!?
    Colonial oppression!?
    We have the happiest and wealthiest nation on the planet. Do some real fact checking. Its founding principals are based on the bible btw. You have never been so free to spew irrational nonsense. Pull your heads in!

  11. #1 jr Hughes THEY are not "dumb bitches" (dumb ass it's only 1 person) Do you represent the NORMAL IQ of most Australians? Anyway my actual com to this video is whats going on down under, can be out done by America 3 fold! In America we have a whole political party called democrats! In Australia I guess they're called the "JR.HUGHES PARTY" just dumb asses!!!!

  12. HEY! That tpsspot Twiggy gave 6 odd mollion to the catholic, invisoble guy in the sky fund so any and all his worldly fuckinginh you over is forgivrn on a piece of worldly paper. A few bullets and a gun would have bren more helpful of course. Gina, Rupert, Twiggy, Palmer and thr ilk having in person to sit around a table and talk to some paedophile would have been better, but ScoMo would have started singing some Edge Church or Hillsong church song and screwed it all up.
    Mu idea of heaven is to not have anyone who believes in it, there at all.

  13. Also penalty rates gone forcing people onto the humiliation of and dependence on apathetic welfare bureaucracies job insecurity increasing by establishing gig economy and weakening hard fought for workplace laws. Plus demonizing pacifists and activists like Vegans, environment minded and patronizing and ignoring visionary. children.

  14. 🇦🇺🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇦🇺🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

  15. Ouch So glat we have compulsory voting so we can fix all this .Now if ANYONE really knows how prefering works youre probably very lonely.

  16. …sorry, this malcolm is Jonah Hex…Quid & Turnbull are busted on ' parts is parts '…through Bloombabyburgers ,,,bitches,,,, pay Gideons Swear Jar, the membrane breach is now identified through the 1963 Oct . 31st mobile Mandate that McCarthy & Meadows are running through the OMH Chamber of Cummers LBJ ass/ass / Inns P.A., O.M.H. UN regulated DBA revolving door free agency Town Clerk D.O.T. hazmat plackard slash. This ( Legal Aid Breach ) LAB, is a facility of UNidentified letterheads. Currently the LGBTQ UNidentified bathrooms have been negated from the baseball diamond bathrooms, to the UNpaid parking tickets parking lot where Comey is left holding an empty bag, and the Travelocity dude ( Sessions ) is currently dining at Crockers lizard reteraunt in Detroit Mich. on a prvate Sandal DOE field trip ticket through the hazmat DOT plackard Diamond commercialy negating the slash in a chevrolet
    " Baseball / hotdogs , apple pie, and Chevrolet Bloombabyburgers sing along. Everyone on the floor of the Senate better be wearing DMV nametags, and they better have proof ON PAPER of their Civil Servancy, your ALl being profiled .
    We need the ARNG and SEA Bees setting up camp down there for our Border Patrol, and the Marines in Customs NOW !!!
    Our 911 dispatch was breached on that tragic date, and the people have been blindsided by PTS, to be able to see this situation clearly.
    This has been a paid advertisement of nothing but blood, and guts, and bodies,,, wake up America, and put a watch on Tulsi, she is in danger if she starts taking any kind of lead…the Willowbrook White House has to be purged NOW !!!

  17. Yo seriously.. I never understood the point of the plebiscite. It was obvious what the outcome would be.
    Was it some last ditch effort by delusionals to deny a change everyone wanted? did they truly believe the outcome would be different?

    What a waste of time and money.

  18. Absolutely first class and very very accurate especially on the house price shafting the young part.
    Sadly also very accurate about the public having the memory of a gold fish.

  19. Stop this shitfuckery. Australia compared to Brazil is heaven. I will immigrate to this country one day. If the Australian reef is white you can always use affirmative action policies kkkkkkkkk. Dead. By the way how do you guys stand upside down kkkkkkkkk

  20. saddest thing! Absolutely nothing in this is overstated, exaggerated, or a lie! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕FUCK YOU LNP

  21. It's what you can expect more of under your foreign administration….

    See the research…


  22. I can't believe how watrtfuk the giver is if they don't job they should be fired hey apprntly politician can be courptrtin if they just made the big companies pay tax and the debt would be decreased

  23. Oh look passive aggressive foul mouthed millennial feminists who are short of facts and hard only on the liberal party. Always an undertone of “socialism” and demonise those who have actually work hard and got something out of it. I guess this is the only types of jobs going for the useless arts, humanities, sociology and gender studies degrees! Get a job and get a life you low IQ, run away emotions, entitled, self righteous, pieces of shit!

  24. You are the very reason these wankers stay in power. in one breath you complain about spending on the military then the next breath a leftist agenda for imigration kicks in. this is not a funny matter here in the uk we have the same issue we vote conservative to keep the insane left out that want open borders a crazy lifestyle change to combat fake global warming. all the time the dam conservatives are making life slowly worse for us all.

    but at least unnder them in 10 years there will still be a uk to call home even if its harder to live life.

  25. If I live to see only one thing, I hope it's to see every last crooked politician hanging by his feet in as tree with his throat slit ear to ear

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