Grocery Lemonade Taste Test

Grocery Lemonade Taste Test

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(lion roars) – Is your knee okay?
– No. (Matt chuckles) Hey, Gifticality. – All right.
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Animal Welfare Institute to aid in their mission
to improve the treatment of animals everywhere.
– Wow. – Please join us in
giving at – All right.
– What a nice cause. – When they say we they
mean Rhett and Link. – Sure, oh, not you and I. – No no no no no. That would, I can’t, mm. (Jordan chuckles) – We’re selfish men,
we’re very selfish men. – I’d give five or $6. – I have Funko Pops to buy.
– Yes, yes, yes. – Hey, Matt.
– What’s up dude? – Do you like lemonade?
– I do. – Do you like milk milk?
– I also like that. I know where this is
going and I don’t wanna. – It’s going around the corner. – I don’t want to go around.
– Where the fudge is made. – Mm.
– So yeah I think what we’re going to do
is we’re going to try store-bought lemonades
and we’re gonna rank ’em to help people out there make good summertime beverage choices. – Okay yeah, you mean as opposed to like alcoholic beverages. It’s like this is just
a fun sugary drink– – No.
– That we can all enjoy. – This is super wholesome
and I think what I wanna do is before, let’s have a sip of lemonade. – Okay.
– And let’s just say something wholesome to each other. – Okay I love that.
– ‘Cause this is a nice, wholesome segment featuring two good boys. – Yeah we’re boys, nice boys. – (chuckles) A couple of nice boys. – We’re boys nice. – Yeah so looks like today’s
first lemonade is a Capri Sun. – Oh this is classic,
this is like my childhood. – Yeah, Matt, you know how we did it– – How did you do it?
– When I was growing up? – Oh you’re gonna do from the bottom, huh? – Boom!
– Yeah, yeah. – Uh!
– I still can’t get the straw. – I know.
– I can’t even get it out the plastic.
– This is hard. I’m so embarrassed, please cut this out of me trying to stab the Sun. – (chuckles) I’m doing it regular way. – Why can’t I do this?
– I’m doing it regular– – I might have to too. – I can’t throw a baseball anymore either. – Oh there we go.
– All right you got ’em? – Hey.
– I did it regular. – Whoa.
– Hey, uh-oh. – Oh I forgot to say something wholesome. – You first. – I sure do love it when
pies cool on windowsills. – Mm. – Now you go.
– Okay. I like reading to get
me to sleep at night. – Oh that’s nice. Healthier than turning on the TV. – That’s right or going through the phone, going through the phone is no good. – You get to REM sleep faster. – Yes yes, I like that REM.
– This is good, this is really good. – It’s got that classic
flavor where you’re just like, I know it’s mostly high
fructose corn syrup but I don’t even care. – Yeah no, this is good, I’m getting some real
childhood vibes right now. Just want my–
– Luncha– – Dad to say he’s proud of me. – Oh I thought you were
gonna say Lunchables but that’s also wholesome. – I would also like a Lunchable. – Mm, oh yeah. – Yeah I like this way more
than I thought I was going to. It’s really good.
– This was like, to bring it back to baseball.
– Please. – After baseball games we would all get, everyone get Capri Sun
and they would get me Gusher’s fruit snacks,
a lot of sugar after. – Yeah.
– ‘Cause they were like you earned all those calories already. – Yeah, put some in there. – Put some back in there, exactly. – Yeah you know, I’m kind
of an Arnold Palmer guy. – Yeah?
– So it’d be nice to have a little iced tea with these. – That would be nice.
– But what can you do? – That’s different game.
– What can you do? Totally different segment.
– Mm-hmm. – Oh time for some Minute Maid. – Okay, now before we’re gonna rank these, I say we rank them the best here. – Okay.
– And then the worst over there and right now this is neutral. – Yeah so let’s– – We’re galling this one neutral. – Yeah call it neutral, whoop. – All right.
– Yeah oh let’s say something wholesome and have a sip. – Mm-kay. (can clicks) – You know, if you’re talking books, ain’t nothing beats the bible. – Mm. – Mm.
– Mm. Only the first half of the bible is real. (Jordan chuckles) (crew laughs) – Really, Matt Lieb? Is that true, Matt Lieb? (chuckles) – Sorry.
(both laughing) That’s wholesome to everyone
in my synagogue but– (Jordan chuckles) – We go to very different
synagogues, you and I. – Very different, very, very. – Yeah, this is good. This is a little more sugary than this. I don’t know which one
actually has more sugar– – Yeah.
– But to me, this is more like a soda. – Yeah it feels like
because it’s in a can, definitely they were like
we gotta make it more tart for the kids to enjoy.
– Yeah. – And I know that tartness
is supposed to be part of the whole lemonade experience
but this is overdoing it. – Yeah, I think it is too. So right now if we’re going,
so let’s say Capri Sun, I think we both like more.
– Oh definitely. – And Minute Maid we
both like a little less. – Okay. – Oh so this is Whole Foods 365. – Oh. – It’s Whole Foods discount brand. – Right right right, that’s
their own home brand. Home brewed.
– My cat liked that cat food for awhile.
– Oh yeah? – Then she stopped liking it. – Cats are finicky like that. – They are very finicky animals. – Yeah after awhile they’re like you can do better than this. Come on Jordan. – Let’s say something wholesome. – Okay. – Cats are finicky animals. – Mm. Oh my gosh.
– Yeah. Oh I’m kind of mad. I feel like I am just like
a cartoon of a hipster ’cause I like the Whole Foods one best. – Yeah yeah yeah, it’s more expensive, that’s why it’s better. – I don’t think the 365 is that expensive, but it’s gotta be more than this. – It’s gotta be more
expensive than these, right? – It’s probably not more
than the Minute Maid though. – Really ’cause it’s name brand? – But it’s comparable. Yeah this is really good, it’s nice. Yeah again, it’s not overly sweet. It’s with a little tart
lemon, very refreshing. I could drink a big, how
much we got for that, okay. – You know what, the ice is doing it. This is the one thing
that things like Capri Sun and Minute Maid are missing
is you gotta put it in ice. – Yeah–
– Now of course that’s not a function of the brand. We did that here, someone did that. Someone was paid to do that
so you gotta pay someone to put ice in your lemonade. – Have we agreed on all
these lemonades so far? – I mean I think so. This is so far my favorite. – Yeah me too so 365,
Capri Sun, Minute Maid. – We’ll put this–
– Now what do we got now? – Here so that people see,
now is this blocking us? (crew laughs) – It’s very big. – Let’s see, what’s this guy? This is a fun looking jug. – Yeah. – Fat bottom jugs, you make
the rockin’ world go round. – Califa. Wiz Khalifa Farms. – (chuckles) It’s probably
not Wiz Khalifa, it might be. – Could be. I wouldn’t be surprised,
listen, branding goes all ways. When you’re a musician,
you gotta make shirts. Paul Newman has his own lemonade too. – Famous rapper Paul Newman. – Famous rapper Paul Newman. – Yeah so this is Meijer
lemonade, all natural home style from Califa Farms. I’ve never had anything from this brand but it’s pretty good, 15% juice. – Ah ah ah ah ah ah, something wholesome. – Mm.
– I’ll start. I love all of my nieces
and nephews equally. – Mm-hmm.
– Even though they are skilled at very different things. – I wish to someday touch a horse’s mane. – Mm. (chuckles) – Yeah. – All right now we’re getting to the– – This is a little more lemony. – Yeah, more lemony without
that smack of sourness. – Mm-hmm.
– This is, this is almost, it’s tame,
it’s a mild lemonade. – Oh interesting, I feel like to me, I’m tasting more tart. – You’re tasting more tart? – But maybe my tongue is just
different than your tongue. – Mm, maybe your tongue got
burned from all the other ones. – Could be. Yeah, I like this a little
bit less than the Whole Foods but still pretty good
and still I think more than the other ones. – Mm, yeah, yeah, let me, hold on. Do I drink weird? – You do, yeah, you drink a little weird. You make weird sounds too. – Yeah I have to hold with
two hands, it’s a thing. ‘Cause when I hold with one
hand I have these shaky hands so it looks like I’m nervous
but I’m not, I’m just– – You look like a giant six-year-old. (both chuckle) – Ba-ba.
– Oh Dad. – Give me my ba-ba, Dad. – Where do we go when we die? – (chuckles) I did ask him that. – Yeah around six, you start
being curious about death. – He said, “The cemetery.” It’s like okay. – What do you think, are
we still simpatico on this or do you like it better than this? – I think I do, I think
it’s my favorite one so far. – Okay so for you it’s this. – I’m going Califa.
– But yeah. – Yo. ♪ Black and yellow, black
and yellow, black and yell ♪ That is Wiz Khalifa, right? Someone, oh.
(crew laughs) – Oh (whimpers) God, yeah, okay. Thumbs up. – Oh how embarrassing that would be. – All right, is this our final, oh no. Oh hey look at this. – Ah!
– Santa Cruz Organic. Fun story.
– Fun fact. – Fun story everyone.
– Yeah. – Matt and I went to college
together at UC Santa Cruz and we hated each other. – Oh we could not stand,
stab, stab, stab, stab. – We were stabbin’ each other. – It was really–
– Yeah. – But now we love each other.
– That’s true. – That is the nicest–
– Our stab wounds have healed. – Yeah everything has
healed, we grew as people. – Mm-hmm. Yeah are these, did I miss, okay. So here’s the glass, Santa Cruz Organic. Did you know of the lemonade
factory when you went to– – No, I did not, that
is definitely not the… That’s not what I went to Santa Cruz for was the lemonade consumption. – This is made at their
corporate headquarters. 37 Speedway Avenue in Chico, California. – What a lie. – Lies, lots of lying.
– That is ridiculous. Why would they–
– Jug. – Name it Santa Cruz? – I don’t know honestly. – Mm, these people, oh oh. Something nice. – Let’s see. I’m rewatching My Little
Pony: Friendship Is Magic. – I love it. Stab wounds heal with love. – Ooh boy. I mean, Chico or not, this is good. You don’t like it?
– Oh no I hate it. – You really hate it.
– I hate this one. – Look at your face. Look at your little face
how much you hate it. – It’s just ’cause it was so different than all the other ones,
this one’s too different. – I like how slight it is. I like how it’s a little bit watery. – It is very watery.
– I like how it’s not like super sweet. Boy yeah, this is great, this
would be nice in a cocktail. You could put a little vodka in here. – I’m sober now. – Well I could put a little vodka in it. – You could, I could watch.
(both chuckle) We’re allowed–
– You love watching me drink vodka, don’t you? – It’s one of my favorite things to do. (Jordan chuckles) I’m gonna try drinking with
one hand at some point. – We’re looking at a Google Map here. This is four hours away
from UC Santa Cruz. – Wow. – Well this is, yeah. – I mean, it’s four hours
away at this time of day. If it were rush hour–
– Yeah rush hour. – Forget about it, forget about it.
– Oh it’d be five hours. – Yeah, yeah, at least. – So yeah disingenuous naming aside, this is my favorite, this is really good. – Yeah. – But I bet this is like
a more premium item. I bet this costs way more. – Yeah yeah yeah yeah, for sure. All right, well I don’t
even know where to rate that since I hated it the
most and you liked it– – Yeah and I liked it the most. – We put it–
– Let’s just put it– – Right in the middle.
– Right here in the middle. – I was gonna stack them
but that’s a dangerous game. – Yeah don’t stack these. – All right, something new. – Yeah, okay, so this is– (crew laughs) This is Simply Lemonade. – Ah, this is what I always drink. – You like Simply, you’re simply man? – I’m a simple man.
– Yeah you’re a simple man. – I like a simple lemonade. – Okay.
– Yeah. – Yeah, something wholesome. – I enjoy it, it’s first of all non-GMO, it says right there. – That’s important. – Yeah I think I know what it means. – Yeah I don’t know exactly what a GMO is but I don’t want any of them. – Yeah yeah.
– Get them out of here. – Go away, GMO!
– Get on outta here! – You’re not good, GMO.
– Ooh. – Get out of my town. (both chuckle) – They don’t have to leave town. – All right, okay, you can stay. – Something wholesome. I owe everything to Mommy. – Aw. I love both my parents equally although their skill sets are different. (crew laughs) – I don’t like this, I know
I’m sorry this is your brand but boy, yeah, this is too sweet for me. This to me is more similar to this. This is more soda-like. – After trying literally
any other lemonade today, I kind of realized I’ve really– – Your choice is wrong. – I’ve been limiting myself
in my lemonade choices for a long, long time. And I think it’s because
this is the lemonade that my parents buy in bulk at like Costco and stuff like that so– – You have kind of a
lemonade Stockholm syndrome. – A little bit, a little
bit, it’s just like, lemonade hurts me because it loves me, you know what I mean but–
– I don’t. (both laugh) This is weird but I’ll go with you on that so maybe do we like this more
or less than the Minute Maid? – I think I still like
it more than Minute Maid. – I like it a little more too but to me, this is a similar product so
yeah, how are we with this? Meijer’s first. – Well let’s–
– Let’s scoot ’em. – Let’s scoot ’em. I think the microphone is
my third favorite lemonade. – Oh love that microphone.
– Mm-hmm, there we go. – So yeah so Meijer’s we both liked a lot. – Yeah we did. – You liked it a little more than I did. Whole Foods 365 we both liked a lot. – We loved it. – Santa Cruz you couldn’t stand. – Don’t like it.
– And I loved. – It’s filled with lies. – (chuckles) You’re from Chico, admit it.
– Go away. You’re worse than GMOs. – Capri Sun we both kinda
thought had a fun nostalgia vibe. – Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. – Simply not nuts about and
Minute Maid not nuts about. – Yeah. – What a fun segment. – What fun times we’ve had.
– Look at these two good boys and no one swore. – No one swore one time. – No one even said (beep). – [Link] We are hitting the road this fall to bring comedy and music to
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100 thoughts on “Grocery Lemonade Taste Test

  1. 'I just want.. my dad to say he's proud of me'
    'Oh I thought you were gunna say lunchables' 😁
    suuuch cutie cups here

  2. I see a Good Wholesome Morning show on the society with these two! Talking about the wholesome current events or something and just riffing on those. Great chemistry!

  3. “I like how it’s a little bit watery” yea I totally want my lemonade tasting more like water and paying $10 for a bottle

  4. I've said it before but, I really like the episodes with the crew 😃 it's been a pleasure to get to know you!

  5. I love when products say non gmo on something that has pink grapefruit in it because pink grapefruit is a gmo fruit (for those who don't know gmo means genetically modified)

  6. Fun fact: years ago in the midwest was a massive Capri Sun recall because there were massive contamination problems with them. My neohew had a pack that he said tasted funny, and my sister cut one of them open and it was moldy inside. Cut the rest and they were the same! That's when she found out about the recall

  7. I love the Simply Lemonade! SOOOOOO good! But I haven't had the fancier ones, so I, personally, don't know how it compares. I regularly drink the Brisk lemonade and the Arizona Strawberry Lemonade.

  8. Matt and Jordan are adorable together!! I am not a fan of lemonade. it's just
    too sour for me, however I do like strawberry lemonade.

  9. Santa cruz lemonade is my favorite lmao and its not expensive like they said 😂 like 2 or 3 bucks, reccomend the rasberry lemonade and their teas are amazing.

  10. That pie on the window sill comment made me very uneasy lol… But nonetheless, it was indeed, wholesome 😂😂😂

  11. They should have called a tiebreaker with the Kalifa one and the Santa Cruz one. Missed opportunity 😐

  12. Im on a lemonade binge! There are times where i cant stand it and other times i cant get enough put it in my vains!!!!!😅

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