crayons

crayons


Gus: Hey Eddy Eddy: Yeah Gus: We need to bring the c100 downtown ’cause we’re shooting with Dom at 2 okay? Eddy: Ok. Gus: Oh hey, real quick. Do you want to grab the, uh, the little binder clips? Eddy: Yeah sure
Gus: Okay. Sounds good. Hey one more thing, I need you to– Urgh! Eddy: What? *shakes cup* *clinking of crayons hitting tabletop* There’s a bunch of crayons in here Eddy: What? Gus: Yeah, there’s just… Like I was just drinking water I thought and there’s just a bunch of crayons. Eddy: There’s crayons in your cup? Gus: That’s weird. Well, let’s grab another one. Yeah, and we need to finish those scripts by next Tuesday too otherwise Bill said he’s not gonna help us with the lighting in- Oh my God ?? Well, there’s crans in this cup too! Eddy: more crans??? Gus: Do you think there’s crans in the other cups? Eddy: Yeah, you’ve gotta check if we have crayons in our house Gus: Yeah?!! Eddy: what?? Gus: I don’t know?? Oh my goodness they’re in the bowls too! Eddy: There’s crans in the bowls?? Gus: There’s crans in the bowls!! Eddy: Why ??
Gus: I just don’t know the source of all these crayons! Eddy: Do you think there’s crans in the cabinets or? Gus: Well, frankly I’m almost afraid to check! Eddy: Well, you have to Gus: well here we go OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH There are crans in the cupboards too! Eddy: Why are there crans in the cupboard dude??? Gus: there’s more and more!! Eddy: Check the other cupboard then!! Gus: I’ll do it, I’ll do that Should I check this cupboard too? Eddy: Yeah! Check that cupboard!! Gus: I’ll do it! AHHHHHHHHHHH LOOK AT ALL THE CRAYONS IN THE CUPBOAARRRDD *screaming and yelling from both parties* There’s more and m o r e I don’t know if you saw but this goes WAY back oh my god they’re coming out there’s so many crans in here dude Eddy: Why’re there so many?? Gus: I don’t know there’s so many crayons, hundreds or thousands of them There’s just crayons everywhere!! Eddy: wait, is it… Is it crans or crayons? Gus: Well I’ve been saying crans like c r a n s — crans Eddy: Yeah, we’ve been– I was saying that, you just said crayons Gus: Crayon?
Eddy: Crayon? Gus: Crayon
Eddy: Crayan Gus: Cran. I don’t know, Google it? Eddy: Ugh! Dude! Google is crayons now!! Gus: *exasperated scream* OH NOOOO Eddy: What am I gonna look up stuff with now?? Gus: You can’t, it’s just crayyoonnss Eddy: Do you think Bing is crayons?? Gus: Well I don’t use it, but I hope not Eddy: I still won’t, obviously Gus: I still wouldn’t, even it was the only available search engine I won’t use it Eddy: What else is crans??
Gus: I don’t know I don’t know, this might be crans– this might be Eddy: *horrified screaming* oh it’s crans
Gus: look it’s so many crans Eddy: check the drawers *on verge of tears* check the drawers Gus: look at the drawers over here The oven!! [unintelligible screaming about crayons in oven] *horrified gasp* Eddy: it’s c r a n s Gus: *crying* I need a tissue C L E A R L Y ITS CRANS
Eddy: *horrified scream* I don’t know what we were expecting at this point but it’s s t i l l c r a n s Eddy: *crying* it’s all crans Dude I can’t sweep fast enough, there’s too many crans!! Gus: I know, there’s too many– What– oh my god Eddy: it’s in the faBRIC Gus: I can’t–
Eddy: It’s in the FABRIC Gus: tHiS iS POlYEstER
Eddy: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵃᵇʳᶦᶜ Gus: Well that was gross! Eddy: Check your room, dude Gus: I will check my room
Eddy: Check your room Gus: I’m afraid to look, almost Oh man– *unintelligible screaming from crayon attack* *rugged breathing and gasping* Oh I don’t know what I– *crying* EDDY *dramatic sound effect* Wow Guess Eddie’s crayons now Do I… still call him Eddie? Or does he… Do I… does I… could I call him Crans now? Who’s gonna pay rent, too? I don’t think it’s fair if I have to foot the whole bill But… I’ll figure that out I suppose Eddy: Hey dude I’m not… the crayons, I was just… standing off to the side a little bit Gus: *clears throat* oh, it’s… Good *sniff* should probably– should– should probably clean up these crayons Eddy: Yeah, I was gonna say we should… …clean up these… these crayons Gus: … justgonnacleanupthesecrayons
Eddy: yeah lets just clean these crans up real quick

100 thoughts on “crayons

  1. this is the most important video i will ever make
    these are the most important tweets i will ever tweet: @Gusbuckets

  2. CARYONS FUCKING CARYONS NOT FUCKING CARYENS MY LORD IVE NEVER BEEN TRIGGERED BEFORE BUT SO HELP ME GOD ILL BURN ANY MOFO WHO SAYS CARYENS AND NOT CRAYONS

  3. Oh my god this might be the funniest thing I’ve seen in years!!! I started crying 🙂 and I don’t know why 🙂

  4. My stepmom pronounces crayons as "crihns" and it drives me nuts. Love everything about her except the way she pronounces that one word.

  5. I was at a carnival and I saw a guy operating a ride that looked like his and a pedofile mixed together and now when ever I look at Gus it makes me scared and uncomfortable

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