1 Star vs. 5 Star Summer Products Test

1 Star vs. 5 Star Summer Products Test


– Are these summer
products one star or five? – Let’s talk about that. (groovy electronic music) Good Mythical Summer. – A little reminder, we’re
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every Thursday this summer. – Mm-hmm, now, as a kid, summer was the best three
months of the year hands down. Even if I did spend most
of the time in my room meticulously creating still life dioramas with my G.I. Joe figures. – I remember that, I was
not allowed to touch them. – No. – Today we’ve got some of the best and worst rated summertime
products on Amazon but can we tell the difference? It’s time for Amazon or Amazoff? Five stars is great, one star is roff. – Did you just rhyme off with rough? – I believe I did. – Okay, in each round
we’ll get two Amazon items. One item has a majority
of five-star ratings and one of them has a
majority of one-star ratings. – Our job is to pick
the item with one star and the winner gets to keep
an item of their choosing. – Ooh, let’s play.
– Let’s play. (upbeat music) – Okay Stevie, what do we got? – [Stevie] First up we
have two products ready and willing to guard your heads from that unpredictable summer weather. We’ve got the hands-free
rain hat for $13.95 versus the mirrored face visor for $16.99. Which is the product with
majority one-star reviews? – [Link] Mirrored face visor,
what does that run you? – Drop it. – It’s got a RoboCop kinda vibe. – Drop it.
– It kinda looks to me like you just need to weld. – Yeah that’s what I thought it was. You’re telling me this is for the sun? – What is this?
– Drop it. You drop it, I don’t believe you. – Here I go, is it this? – You were right, you were
right, this way would kill you. – This is not good.
– So come all the way around. (Link grunts) And now hood goes up. – Oh. And then, oh so and then
there’s these straps that go under my armpits.
– Of course there’s straps. – And then. I’m expecting rain. – Rain will drop. Here’s the thing–
– Clear here. – This is clear so you
can see your own self. – Oh I’m still down there.
– If you can’t see, if you don’t see yourself,
you forget that you exist and that causes a existential crisis. – When I wore the prototype–
– They thought of everything. – Of this, I forgot I had a torso. Okay well hmm, both of these
seem like brilliant products. – Yeah I don’t know which one’s better. Can they both be five star? (chuckles) – No.
– Was that an option? – Look it can even do
the visor over my face. – Yeah and can you still see yourself? – Yeah, this is awesome. – [Stevie] You ready to vote? – Yeah.
– Okay hands over the one-star product in three, two, one. – Boom.
– I think it’s yours. – I think this is fabulous. – [Stevie] Okay the one-star
item is the rain hat. – Aw.
– Yeah, dude, look at your–
– I know I look stupid. – You know the problem,
you can’t see yourself. – But it works!
– You’re at a distinct disadvantage because you
can’t see how dumb you look. – Yeah but if you buy it,
you know this is what it is and it’s doing it. – On the other hand, I look cool. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] All eyes could be
on you at every pool party this season with the mermaid
tail mono fin for $104.95 or the men’s swim bikini for $19.97. Which is the one-star product? – Hmm $20 for a bikini.
– The only way to test these is to try ’em on. – Yeah I’m feeling that. Yeah. Not typically worn over many other layers but it gives me a sense of stability that I heretofore have not had. Two chains! Or multiple chains on my crotch area. And look at you, man. – Now whoa! I don’t know if I’m supposed
to be a smaller person. – I think you need to cover
your legs in baby oil first. Let me help you.
– Really, really, really, really just pull, just get it tight. – Do you have your shoes on?
– Yeah. – Why don’t you take your shoes off? – I didn’t think mermaids
needed to do that. Whoa!
– All right there you go. Look at that. – [Rhett] Oh that’s nice, look at that. – We make quite a team. Now this, it’s hard in there. I think this could
actually locomote a person in like a pool scenario. – I feel very good about both of these. We both look great. We both seem like we got
high quality things on. – I don’t think there’s
anything compromising about what I’ve got going. – You think maybe the chains
rub off with friction? (crew laughs) – That would definitely
bring the stars down. Why would there be friction? – Well I’m just trying to find something– – You think the scales would
come off with friction? – I’m trying to find something wrong with the amazing shorts that you have on. – I think this would be better
if there was one per leg. (Rhett slapping tail) Hmm. – [Stevie] You ready to vote? – This is difficult.
– Do we look it? – [Stevie] All right let’s do it. Three, two, one. – It’s gotta be this, right?
– I don’t know why but ain’t nothing wrong with this. – Right, it’s gotta be this. Somebody had expectations about this. – [Stevie] The one-star item
is the men’s swim bikini. – What?
– Why? – What are the complaints? – [Stevie] People thought it was small, had no stretch to it and felt
like it was going to rip. – Oh well yeah, you know what, we should have put that thing on me and I wouldn’t have
been able to get it off and then we would have
known it wasn’t good. – Doesn’t feel like it’s
gonna rip but hold on, let me try. (grunts) Nope. – Okay. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] These next two summer products should take care of all
of your tailgating needs. We’ve got the PrimeWare
Insulated Drink Purse for $45 versus the party
drink hat with siren and seven different sounds for $21.95. Which is the one-star summer item? – Gettin’ my party drink hat on. Now, okay I gotta unlock it. Mm. – Your bull horn fell down. – Oh, Coconut LaCroix? – Does that make any sort
of noises or anything? – One star! Yeah this thing’s got all
types of settings on it here. There’s a mic but there’s also– (dog barking) – A dog.
– Dog bark. (brakes screech) (objects crash) – Oh yeah play the sound of an accident. – Car crash. (doorbell rings) – Oh, the ol’ doorbell prank. – Hello? I just wanna let you know
that I just hit your dog. (chuckles) – You know what, it’s
got good amplification. Now I thought that this
thing was just a cooler. – Oh, but you know what? I don’t think he’s dead yet. Let me try again. (brakes screech) (objects crash) (doorbell rings) Hey it’s me again.
– Yep. – I hit your dog again. Pretty sure he’s gone. – You can play all kinds
of games with that. – Oh yeah. What you got over there, Rhett? – I thought that this was
just a insulated purse, but Link check this out. It’s got a drink bag in here. (siren blares) – Aw, you called the cops on me. You teeter head. I’m out of here.
(siren blares) – I’ll explain this to you. It’s got a drink in here that is insulated and then it has its own tap. Look at that. Look at that, it’s got a tap, and you can just come over here. (siren blares) And you, okay, open up. – Excuse me sir, I’m a
thirsty police officer here answering your call. (crew laughs) (hat clatters) What? – Your hat fell off. – I’m not good with these hats. I’ve never, never been
good with these hats. – How was that though?
– This is fabulous. – You see how easily that came out? – That was not Coconut LaCroix. I loved it. – But here’s the thing I’ll say. – Five stars.
– I’m tempted to give this one star because a lot of times
when there’s electronics– – A lot of crap can go wrong.
– But hold on, every single thing you
did was predictable, well not predictable but
you know what I’m saying? The product was reliable. Usually these things, they’re scratchy when
you talk through ’em. I don’t know, I’m torn,
again, I think both are great. – Hmm, box of wine can go in here. – You want some more? – Hmm, I’m ready to vote. – [Stevie] Okay three, two, one. – No, I think it’s that. – [Stevie] The one-star
item is the drink hat. – Oh.
(Rhett laughs) – [Stevie] People thought it was– – The drink hat.
– Leaky, too small, and the speaker was distorted. – Oh, yeah I did think
there was a little– – Speaker was distorted.
– A little distorted. (phone rings) Hello? – One star. You’re in the lead. (upbeat music) – [Stevie] The best
beaches are dog beaches and to help you make
the most of a beach trip with your pup, we’ve got the dog bikini for $16.99 versus the
Puff-N-Fluff for $69.95. Which is the one-star item? – You can see this is
just a simple dog bikini. Barbara is covering up
two of her many nipples. She’s very pleased. – And Jade is like what the
heck have you got me in? This is the most
conservative dog bathing suit or it’s just the top 10 dog dryer in 2016. Dog is dry within minutes. Eliminates damp pet odor. – How many dog dryers were
there released in 2016? One in 10, I think not. – I’m gonna fire this
up to see what happens. – Watch your friend have
fun, watch your friend. (air blowing) What? – Yeah Jade, there you go. Look at her, she’s
gettin’, she wasn’t wet, but she’s gettin’ drier. – You having fun? Jade doesn’t look like she’s enjoying it. – Look at that. That’s actually her flesh
filling this entire space. – Right yeah. – I think she might explode. Nope, all right, Jade what did you think? I think she loves it. But Barbara looks fabulous. All right. – [Stevie] Are you ready? – Yeah.
– Three, two, one. – It’s gotta be this. – It gotta be the dryer, no doubt right? – How could anyone be happy? She’s not. – [Stevie] The one-star
item is the Puff-N-Fluff. – Yes.
– Yeah. – [Stevie] People thought
it was hard to use and it ripped easily. – It ripped easily? – Barbara, are you sad? – Don’t worry, Jade. We’ll never do that again. We’ll never do that to you. I’ll just use a hair
blower just directly on you like I always do. Hair blower. (chuckles) (upbeat music) – [Stevie] Nothing says
summer like butts and balls and we have both with the
Booty Max Trainer for $19.95 versus the Sumo Body
Bumper Set for $49.99. – Okay.
– Which is the one-star item? – Now this thing is only $20, and as you can see I’m really
workin’ my booty knots. You don’t have to hold the
packaging while you do it. That’s an option I
added but I will say one of the things I see is that
this woman is doing a squat like they’re listing
that as a viable exercise but listen, all she’s doing
is holding onto the thing and going up and down. I don’t need this for squats. – You look like you’re
on a stationary segue. It’s like I don’t know if anything gets more disappointing than that. – I’m on a scooter that
doesn’t have wheels. – How do I look? – You look like a member
of the Fruit of the Loom, like the rejected blue raspberry. – Oh. Where’s my partner? Does it come in sets of two, yes. Hey, partner. Actually why are we hitting hands when we should be hitting bodies! – Yeah you guys need to
really let each other have it. Hold on, hold on. – This is nice little chest–
– Oh Davin, can you turn towards the camera? Why is yourself like oval shaped? – It popped during shipping. – Okay, take that into
account Link. (chuckles) Oh that’s sturdy. – Here we go. Three, two, one chest bump. – [Davin] Whoa. (Rhett laughs) – Three, two, one chest bump. – Hit him harder! (Rhett laughs) – You’re always bigger than me– – [Rhett] I think it’s
Davin’s compromised– – Yeah you don’t have as
much air, let’s just hug. (grunting) (crew laughing) – [Rhett] Whoa. – All right here we go.
– That was very sweet. – We got it. We had a moment. Me and you–
– Yeah. – Davin.
– We sure did. – It’s good. I’m sorry you’re half
deflated but emotionally, I’m pretty pumped up right now. – You guys had more fun than me. But I have a strong suspicion
both of these products suck but–
– They both suck, yeah. How could anything be majority
five stars in this situation? – [Stevie] All right let’s see. Three, two, one. – It’s gotta be this. – I mean all right. I’m already losing, fine. I’m gonna vote for your booty
blaster, what’s it called? Who cares.
– The Booty Max. – Booty Max Trainer.
– Booty Max. – [Stevie] The one-star item
is the Booty Max Trainer. – Woo!
– Yeah. – [Stevie] People said the
cable ripped almost immediately and they saw no summer booty gains. – No summer booty.
– Aw. Well Rhett you still win four to two so. – Well I would like the visor back but also secretly I’m gonna
keep the Booty Max Trainer because I’m attached to it. – Get in here, let’s sandwich him. – Drop it. – Thank you for liking,
commenting and subscribing. – Davin, you say you know what time it is. – You know what time it is. (Rhett grunts) Oh boy.
(Rhett chuckles) – Hi I’m Melissa.
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100 thoughts on “1 Star vs. 5 Star Summer Products Test

  1. 11:12 I think those short are a bit tight lady, your legs looks like they're going to burst any minute.

  2. 10:54 Rhett: "Barbara, are you sad?" genuine concern ..but no I think she was just trying to get comfortable on that table

  3. Can you guys do a game with struggle foods? Foods commonly eaten during a time of economic downfall in various countries. Im most excited about grapefruit pit chicken!! Please try this!!

  4. next you should do a thing where it’s 1 star vs 5 star ds games where u go on amazon and buy them and on the show, u will play the games for a brief while and decide which one is the 1 star and 5 star games

  5. I was expecting a lot more people to comment on Link kissing Daven on the forehead. It was so unexpected and cute

  6. that blow up thing that link is wearing reminds me of when Violet turns into a blueberry in charlie and the chocolate factory lol

  7. Actually the best 3 months of the year at least for me. October (Halloween) November (thanksgiving) December (Christmas )

  8. 1 star vs. 5 star summer products AKA the episode where Rhett & Link turn themselves into Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy #eeevviillll

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